incrediBILL - 10:41 am on Nov 25, 2012 (gmt 0)

I also though about giving them an infinite honeypot and see how many pages they'd grab that contained nothing but a page full of the repeating word "MORON".

Using gzip, assuming they'll accept it, I could compress a gigabyte(s) of data into a very tiny file that when unzipped could cause issues, especially if they unzip a few of them. I did that to someone before but I only did a 1 megabyte page and it compressed down to a couple of hundred bytes but I'd go much bigger for these guys just because they're really asking for it.