httpwebwitch - 2:14 pm on May 27, 2010 (gmt 0)
Hi everyone, I'm hoping someone here can help me.
I have this really great idea for a website. I can't say what it is unless you're all going to sign an NDA - LOL! it's so radical and amazing, you will be astounded!
For the right individual, this is a golden opportunity to get in on the ground floor of what will no doubt be a massive success, on the scale of Facebook, Amazon, Google. There are no investors, so I can't pay you in money. Instead, in return for building the first working version of the website, you will be given 1.3% of the company, provided you sign a life-bonding contract in blood. Imagine what 1.3% of a kajillion dollars will be in 2 years!
The candidate must have expert knowledge of: CSS, HTML, PHP, ASP, SMS, SSL, ASP, JML, XML, XSLT, WSDL, WML, DSL, DNS, DAL, SQL, SQI, CMS, PLQ, DRM, FLQ, PLO, AMPX, DIVX, REST, SEX, MOJO, and PMS. Ability to set up an email account is a plus.
Applying candidate must also have their own equipment, and provide their own web servers, software, etc. Also, I need someone to help me set up an email account.
This is a parody