Nothing really annoys me much on the 'net besides pop-ups, but if I had to pick one that's beat to death I'd have to go with "what's the best screen width to design for?"
Favorite answer to threads gone astray: 42.
Welcome aboard, and ask lots of redundant questions! :-)
"Help! I (my wife, my neighbour, my dog, insert appropriate) clicked my own ad! What can I do?"
"Why is DMOZ so corrupt that it won't list my website?"
ROFL! Yes, I have seen the "Oh God, I've clicked my own ads and now I will be struck down by Google lightening."" HELP! HELP! :-O
I found myself replying "You're doomed" once...
When is the next G update?
I so want to reply: "never! google have enough pages already and can't be bothered listing any more so you will never get listed on google MWAAAAH HA HA HA HA!"
I'm going to put the kettle on
How much money will I earn with adsense?
"I've been banned from adsense, but I didn't do anything wrong. Help!"
"what is the ONE question you are sick and tired of answering for us newbies?"
"Why does Firefox get my layout all wrong?"
"I've got a problem, please help"
"Which is better / which should I use: ASP or PHP?"
Which credit card processor should I use?
How much is my site worth?
Corollary: "'First Name' is null or not an object, what does that mean?" :-)
|what is the ONE question you are sick and tired of answering for us newbies? |
Notable to mention, for those newcomers reading this thread - "poking" fun is very different than ridicule, I think we're all just poking fun as we all remember what it was like to be a newbie.
Are your stats delayed?
Has your EPC gone down?
Have you received your cheque yet?
How long does it take to earn $XXXX?
Has your targeting gone down the pan?
Any threads relating to google dc's when there's absolutely nothing to discuss (example [webmasterworld.com]).
Any threads mentioning what Matt Cutts said on his blog.
I've had a rough day
No harm. I enjoy the laugh. :-)
When will I get my check? How come I haven't got my check? Has anybody got their check yet?
I can't log into my account. Anyone else seeing this? :)
"How much money do you make?"
A very common one especially in the Affiliates and Adsense forums. Hardly anyone answers this honestly anyway!
|How much money do you make? |
i'd vote for this, too. it also includes all variations of this question. it was fine when we were allowed to tell our revenues by the tos for the first time, but meanwhile it's definitely the top annoying newbie question on adsense. especially from those who haven't even got a website.