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One Of My Wife's Talents
I don't know how she does it so consistently
lawman




msg:327748
 9:03 pm on Jan 20, 2006 (gmt 0)

I love a ripe juicy cantaloupe. The ones I pick out are almost universally tasteless.

My wife, on the other hand, seems to be able to select the ripest, juiciest cantaloupe on the shelf. She can even do this when they are not in season.

BTW, I just sliced and ate one that Mrs. lawman picked out the other day. Mmmmmm. She did not let me down. I guess I'll keep 'er. :)

 

bakedjake




msg:327749
 9:07 pm on Jan 20, 2006 (gmt 0)

Posters take note:

This thread will get 2x the CTR of normal threads on the active. See what a good title does?

jatar_k




msg:327750
 9:07 pm on Jan 20, 2006 (gmt 0)

masterful title creation

I wasn't sure I wanted to click this thread

jimbeetle




msg:327751
 9:08 pm on Jan 20, 2006 (gmt 0)

Now this is weird. I just sat down with WebmasterWorld and a hunk of cantaloupe for my afternoon break.

Had to pick it out myself, but appears I got lucky this time, now and juicy and refreshing.

Leosghost




msg:327752
 9:56 pm on Jan 20, 2006 (gmt 0)

For someone who says he doesnt do SEO
as Jake and jatar_k say ..you are a natural ;)

I clicked ..for two reasons ..

You get to guess them ;))

My wife ( who BTW has near no sense of smell and couldn't tell by smell a melon from a cinder block ..let alone if it was ready ..may be I'm lucky as her nose is about level with my belt buckle ..shes only 1.59 meters tall ;)) saw me click on the page ..open it and fall about in a heap of tears and laughter ..says we are all "reprobates" ..she looked up the translation to be sure that was the word she wanted ..she used the word "obsedé" too ..( lawman can look it up ..Jake knows it already I presume ..;))

We wont actually see cantaloupe available here ( import or otherwise for another 4 months ) ..:(( and it's me who gets to choose them ..

Jake or jatar_k maybe as you're as admins .. you can give us the stats record for this increase in hits to this thread ..

Some folks might might like a record of them if ever they decide to formally present their new CV when they get tired of their present employment ;))

Webwork




msg:327753
 10:39 pm on Jan 20, 2006 (gmt 0)

able to select the ripest, juiciest cantaloupe on the shelf . even when they are not in season .

Isn't that what lead her to pick you?

[edited by: Webwork at 10:41 pm (utc) on Jan. 20, 2006]

Leosghost




msg:327754
 10:41 pm on Jan 20, 2006 (gmt 0)

ROTFALOL ;)))

georgeek




msg:327755
 10:43 pm on Jan 20, 2006 (gmt 0)

Hold the cantaloupe like you are going to make a two handed pass and with the stem end away from you. Press down gently with your thumbs, if it gives but isn't too squishy then it will be perfect.

- George
(cantaloupe connoisseur)

Leosghost




msg:327756
 10:59 pm on Jan 20, 2006 (gmt 0)

I was gonna say something ..then the wife looked at me ..and I thought .Nope let George dig his own hole there ;)

kevinpate




msg:327757
 11:08 pm on Jan 20, 2006 (gmt 0)

.oO(could be worse, coulda referenced apple pie)Oo.

httpwebwitch




msg:327758
 8:26 pm on Jan 21, 2006 (gmt 0)

Is it wrong to covet another man's melons? Is there such a thing as Fruit Adultery?

DamonHD




msg:327759
 8:58 pm on Jan 21, 2006 (gmt 0)

Only in the mind, only in the mind...

(Unless scrumping apples, of course, but that's *different*...)

Rgds

Damon

PhraSEOlogy




msg:327760
 12:27 am on Jan 22, 2006 (gmt 0)

I asked my wife if she could pick a good cantaloupe and she said "I dont like cantaloupe". Oh well, you cant have it all. But ask her about catfish or fried ocra and she knows her southern food.

I wonder what possum belly with a cantaloupe glaze would taste like?

Leosghost




msg:327761
 1:13 am on Jan 22, 2006 (gmt 0)

Is there such a thing as Fruit Adultery?

well ..I went for a look on "G" .for "Fruit Adultery" ( with the quotes ) thinking there has to be a domain name there ..and it is still available ..;)) but at # 5 in serp found .. this [angelfire.com]..don't worry it is totally family safe ..inspite of the page title ...and worth the visit ..heh heh ..

the things some people learn html for to do ;))..or maybe it was done with fr*ntpage ..:)

graywolf




msg:327762
 11:49 pm on Jan 22, 2006 (gmt 0)

You want to look for a few things when choosing melons

  • It should be heavy for it's size (you may have to try more then one)
  • As noted above it should be firm but not hard or too squishy
  • It should have a pleasant slight mild fruity odor or no odor at all
  • Bigger is not always better
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