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Getting high with bakedjake, pt. 2
My first major screwup
bakedjake

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Msg#: 9180 posted 8:32 pm on Jul 19, 2005 (gmt 0)

Jake: "Yankee Zulu Alfa, Ready for Takeoff, Runway 25"

Tower: "Yankee Zulu Alfa, cleared for takeoff, left hand circuits"

Jake: Throttle to full, engine checks, plane accelerates

.... plane accelerates

Jake: Applies a bit of rudder to straighten the plane

Jake: Hits brakes accidentially instead of the rudder

Plane: I'm going off the runway now

.... plane hits 55 knots

Instructor: "I have control", grabs stick, rudders hard, and takes off. Looks at me.

Jake: "What was that?"

Instructor: "I dunno, check tires."

Jake: "Tires are fine. I wonder if I hit the brake instead of the rudder."

Instructor: "Yeah, probably. I already have students that I expect to do stupid things like that, you're usually pretty good so I wasn't expecting that."

Jake: "I have big feet."

Instructor: "Yeah, well keep them off the damned brakes when you're taking off."

 

Macguru

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Msg#: 9180 posted 8:52 pm on Jul 19, 2005 (gmt 0)

You need a bigger plane, Jake.

pmac

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Msg#: 9180 posted 9:04 pm on Jul 19, 2005 (gmt 0)

Jake has big feet.

Macguru

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Msg#: 9180 posted 12:19 am on Jul 20, 2005 (gmt 0)

Maybe, but his dont stink. ;)

bakedjake

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Msg#: 9180 posted 1:01 am on Jul 20, 2005 (gmt 0)

You need a bigger plane, Jake.

No kidding. I can fly the 172 just fine, but it's tricky to get in and out of it.

My school has 10 Katana DA-20 planes and 2 Cessna 172s. I can't even fit in the Katana, but the 172 is pretty nice to me.

The brakes are in a stupid location, though!

Hope to get one of these [airliners.net] or these [airliners.net] one day.

sonny

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Msg#: 9180 posted 1:55 am on Jul 20, 2005 (gmt 0)

Least it's not a 152

sugarrae

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Msg#: 9180 posted 10:52 pm on Jul 20, 2005 (gmt 0)

must... resist....

Macguru

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Msg#: 9180 posted 11:05 pm on Jul 20, 2005 (gmt 0)

sugarrae,

Here is a birthday gift suggestion [blackpearlbotanicals.com]. ;)

Milamber

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Msg#: 9180 posted 1:15 pm on Jul 21, 2005 (gmt 0)

Jake have you been up in the Seminole yet?

bakedjake

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Msg#: 9180 posted 4:05 pm on Jul 21, 2005 (gmt 0)

Nope. We almost flew the Seminole to Chicago (Palwaukee) for my friend's wedding last weekend, but things fell through and we ended up flying an Airbus 321 instead.... in the back. :-(

sugarrae

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Msg#: 9180 posted 4:09 pm on Jul 21, 2005 (gmt 0)

LMAO Mac!

Webwork

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Msg#: 9180 posted 1:15 pm on Jul 22, 2005 (gmt 0)

If you were learning to drive a semi-tractor there'd be a pun in there about "no jake brake".

Ack! Out, damn-ned irrelevant humor!

ska_demon

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Msg#: 9180 posted 1:52 pm on Jul 22, 2005 (gmt 0)

Brakes don't work when you are in the air!
[azwingwaxers.com ]

Ha Ha Ska

ska_demon

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Msg#: 9180 posted 2:04 pm on Jul 22, 2005 (gmt 0)

Left Jake, I said Left [kleinfiredept.com]

Ska ha ha

Webwork

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Msg#: 9180 posted 2:27 pm on Jul 22, 2005 (gmt 0)

Left Jake left?

"Jake . . . there's an easier maneuver for checking the tires . . ."

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