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Interesting gift (I think)
pmac




msg:317316
 8:23 pm on Mar 3, 2005 (gmt 0)

Got Home from a few days away to be greeted with a Card from my wife and daughter. It's a series of cards actually:

Card 1
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For your birthday, we thought you could use a little adventure.

Card 2
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We decided you should spice up your life a little by.....

Card 3
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Actually, it wouldnt be much of an adventure if we told you...

Card 4
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So instead, you need to follow the instructions guide enclosed.

Card 5
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Instruction guide:

WARNING: Any deviation from the specific instructions listed below could result in an adventure gone wrong!

1) On Friday, March 4th at 9:00am sharp you must meet your guides at the front door. Your attire should be comfortable and weather appropriate. You MUST be wearing a baseball cap. This item MUST be worn backwards.

2) This adventure has a duration of 3 days and you will arrive back at your original departure point on Monday March 7th at 5:30pm. Therefore we would like to suggest that you tie up any business matters you may need to attend to at this time.
although a laptop is permitted if you so desire, you will need to consult with your guides as to when it is appropriate to use. Thank you in advance for your co-operation in this matter.

3) Please make sure that you have your glasses and you wallet on your person when you meet your guides. You will be forfeiting these items upon departure. They will be returned when required.

Although you may want to ask questions of your wife or your daughter you will find this futile. No matter how many time you may find yourself saying "Ok now, I'm serious", or making the "eyebrow" face, they will not be helpful and have been sworn to secrecy.

Ok, so what the hell are these girls up too?

 

iamlost




msg:317317
 8:32 pm on Mar 3, 2005 (gmt 0)

You are a most fortunate man.

Enjoy yourself.

We expect full details upon adventure conclusion.

P.S. Please explain "eyebrow face".

TedM




msg:317318
 8:33 pm on Mar 3, 2005 (gmt 0)

The plot thickens...

Milamber




msg:317319
 8:34 pm on Mar 3, 2005 (gmt 0)

lol have fun pmac.

pmac




msg:317320
 8:42 pm on Mar 3, 2005 (gmt 0)

>>"eyebrow face"

They claim that when I get grumpy, I raise my eyebrows in such a way that it's clear that I'm not messing around.

ronin




msg:317321
 8:52 pm on Mar 3, 2005 (gmt 0)

Wonderful! This is the kind of thing people should give each other as birthday presents.

pmkpmk




msg:317322
 9:23 pm on Mar 3, 2005 (gmt 0)

What was the name of that movie with Michael Douglas?

Syzygy




msg:317323
 9:36 pm on Mar 3, 2005 (gmt 0)

Absolutely wonderful and how exciting. This is the stuff of life!

You are lucky man indeed!

Syzygy

iDKris




msg:317324
 9:58 pm on Mar 3, 2005 (gmt 0)

What was the name of that movie with Michael Douglas?

my first thought as well. the movie = the game

sounds like a great adventure ahead pmac. can't wait to hear about it

krieves




msg:317325
 10:00 pm on Mar 3, 2005 (gmt 0)

The Game.

She has invited to you play The Game. :)

Look out for the hot waitress and feel free to really shoot Sean Penn. :)

limbo




msg:317326
 10:22 pm on Mar 3, 2005 (gmt 0)

Top Pressie, real thought has gone into this, you have a quite a family. Have a good one and be sure to give us a review when you discover where the adventure leads...

mivox




msg:317327
 10:36 pm on Mar 3, 2005 (gmt 0)

No matter how many time you may find yourself saying "Ok now, I'm serious", or making the "eyebrow" face...

Whatever it is, I wouldn't mess with them. They sound serious.

pmac




msg:317328
 11:03 pm on Mar 3, 2005 (gmt 0)

Just got home from the pub. My dog is missing. I made the eyebrow face. They laughed and laughed. They never laugh when I make the eyebrow face.

Soooo, where is the dog, and what's the best guess as to what's going to happen to me tomorrow.

igf1




msg:317329
 11:29 pm on Mar 3, 2005 (gmt 0)

I told ya what I think, your going to a spa dude :) cuecumber slices over your eyes, Mud packs and massages all the while and Sandy is holding your dog hostage, if you dont go you will never see him again :)

mivox




msg:317330
 12:13 am on Mar 4, 2005 (gmt 0)

Soooo, where is the dog, and what's the best guess as to what's going to happen to me tomorrow.

As long as they're not taking you both to the vet's office, I think you're OK.

Quinn




msg:317331
 12:25 am on Mar 4, 2005 (gmt 0)

The dog's probably going to the vet to get tutored.

Wait a minute.....RUN PMAC!

herewego




msg:317332
 12:44 am on Mar 4, 2005 (gmt 0)

LOL!
Have fun...

pmac




msg:317333
 3:12 am on Mar 4, 2005 (gmt 0)

>>>> The dog's probably going to the vet to get tutored.

I sure hope so. The dog never was that bright.

Hawkgirl




msg:317334
 12:14 pm on Mar 4, 2005 (gmt 0)

Have a blast, Pmac! Happy Birthday!

mivox




msg:317335
 7:11 pm on Mar 4, 2005 (gmt 0)

I can't wait to find out what they did... hehehe

pendanticist




msg:317336
 8:16 pm on Mar 4, 2005 (gmt 0)

I'm witchu mivox. Goonna be a very l o o o n g weekend....for us too. LOL

Hawkgirl




msg:317337
 11:52 am on Mar 7, 2005 (gmt 0)

Time for a report ...

pendanticist




msg:317338
 12:02 pm on Mar 7, 2005 (gmt 0)

Might be sleeping in... :o

Syzygy




msg:317339
 12:10 pm on Mar 7, 2005 (gmt 0)

Wish he'd wake up - I've refreshed this page 1,457 times in the last hour..;-)

limbo




msg:317340
 12:57 pm on Mar 7, 2005 (gmt 0)

Must have been REALLY good ;)

pmkpmk




msg:317341
 2:18 pm on Mar 7, 2005 (gmt 0)

Maybe he can't type due to the casts.

Milamber




msg:317342
 2:52 pm on Mar 7, 2005 (gmt 0)

Maybe they never gave him his computer back...

Milamber




msg:317343
 2:53 pm on Mar 7, 2005 (gmt 0)

...you will arrive back at your original departure point on Monday March 7th at 5:30pm.

Not back till 5:30 tonight.

pmkpmk




msg:317344
 9:12 pm on Mar 7, 2005 (gmt 0)

So...?

pmac




msg:317345
 12:51 am on Mar 8, 2005 (gmt 0)

Ok, I'm Back. :)

On Friday morning, I arrived at the front door where I was blindfolded and put into the back of a car. I figured they were going to take me to the airport. Any time I asked a question it was ignored or I was told to refer to the instruction guide. I know the route to the airport like the back of my hand and something was out of whack. They were driving me via all the back roads and even entered a few parking lots along the way to confuse me. I had no idea where the hell I was going.

Anyhow, the car stopped and I was let out of the car and the blindfold came off. We were indeed at the airport. When we went to check in, I was held back and wasnt privy to what the final destination was. This continued through customs where the customs agent played along with the game.

I was in the airport with no idea where I was going.

Only at boarding did I get a little clue. We were heading to Chicago. I pretty much figured out that that was just a connecting city and it wasnt the final destination. It was driving me mental not knowing what was going on and they were loving the fact that I was annoyed.

After a 2 hour layover in Chicago where the eyebrow face made a few appearances, it was time to board. We arrived at the gate and I discovered that we were heading to Phoenix. Hmmmm, I thought, "thats an interesting choice." Then it hit me. My in-laws have been spending part of the winter in Arizona in an RV. Hey, I love the in-laws and all that, but.... this wasnt what I was expecting.

When my daughter got the sense that this was what I was thinking, she launched into a performance that would have won an Oscar. "I cant wait to see Grandma eh Dad, isn't this just the coooolest?"

As soon as we were airborne I began to drink.

We landed in Phoenix and were wisked away in a car heading for God knows where.

We ended up here [pointesouthmtn.com]. :)

Once we checked into our room, the girls gave me another card. In it was a gift certificate to spend a full day at the Bondurant school of high performance driving [bondurant.com]. I was blown away. I spent all day Sunday driving on a race track in a 405hp ZO6 Corvette. Needless to say it was over the top fun.

How can that be possibly topped. ;)

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