I just checked my e:mail as is my normal routine every morning ... and my mail washer notification was there staring me in the face as per usual. I noramlly have about 200 virus infected and junk messages every morning.
Of course I went to see how many spam messages I had to delete today. I could not believe my eyes! There were 1407 messages!
So after making a cup of coffee and turning the air blue for several minutes (we sailors know how to do that rather effectively) ... I settled down to the task of removing them 10 at a time for those containing viruses and 25 at a time for those which are just your day to day junk mail.
After 11 minutes of my life passed by, I was done. I proceeded to answer a real e:mail inquiry. That took 6 minutes. I hit send and receive and lo and behold, my mail washer programme sent me another notification.
I went to investigate. There were another 42 "present filled" messages and 6 junk messages!
I deleted them and waited for 5 minutes and went back again. Sure enough ... 37 more!
By the time I finish writing this, I am sure there will be between 25 to 50 more and they are all from the same e:mail address.
I would absolutely, positively and sincerely love to get my boney fingers around this guy's neck and squeeze hard enough to watch him gag and choke ... indefinitely.
Once I got bored with that, I think it might be fun to see what his tolerance for Gospel music might be. The same song played very loudly, over and over again for 10 to 12 hours. Not sure which song would be best, but it must be very repetitive and preferably lacking in rythm. Or perhaps a nice aria would be better.
Then, let's see. Ooooh, I know! Then I would take him outside, strip him naked and pour honey all over him close to a nice patch of grass infested with ants. That might be amusing!
When will these guys get a life?