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Your favorite "Not quite all there" expression
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msg:276386
 1:28 pm on Oct 14, 2004 (gmt 0)

A few from another thread here:
  • A few bricks shy of a load
  • A few cans short of a six pack

    Not in the thread but classics:

  • His elevator doesn't go all the way to the top
  • The lights are on but nobody's home

    And my personal favorite:

  • Half a bubble off plumb
  •  

    vkaryl




    msg:276446
     9:26 pm on Oct 20, 2004 (gmt 0)

    mivox - no snow, huge storm out of the southwest off the Pacific, more rain than any time in the last ten years (probably 3 inches of rain since yesterday), the creek is almost over the only bridge/road into/out of town, storm's supposed to continue through a week today, good thing "mt. ararat" is just behind the house! *laughing*

    mivox




    msg:276447
     11:46 pm on Oct 20, 2004 (gmt 0)

    Must be different groups of inbreds -- er, persons of limited genetic diversity -- we're talking about then. ;)

    vkaryl




    msg:276448
     12:12 am on Oct 21, 2004 (gmt 0)

    Yah - unless they "polygamized" that far....

    I just wish this rain would go to snow. If it had snowed since it started to rain, we'd be starting the season with about 3 feet.... *sigh*

    Workerbee




    msg:276449
     8:26 pm on Oct 21, 2004 (gmt 0)

    as sharp as a bag of wet mice

    Webwork




    msg:276450
     9:57 pm on Oct 26, 2004 (gmt 0)

    A few hints shy of having a clue.

    Doh!

    Presidential material.

    akmac




    msg:276451
     9:31 pm on Nov 10, 2004 (gmt 0)

    Fast as molasses running uphill on a cold day.
    He may be slow, but his work is poor.
    I can't believe... you were the strongest swimmer.

    timchuma




    msg:276452
     11:23 pm on Nov 11, 2004 (gmt 0)

    Also Weird Al's song "Genius in France" has a lot of these sayings.

    Thanks.

    mona




    msg:276453
     3:42 pm on Nov 12, 2004 (gmt 0)

    three pots shot of a shout

    This one slays me, woz: ) Can't wait to try and wrap my tongue around it at 2:00AM in Vegas next week..three pots shop of a shot..errr..three shots pot of a ..wait...three scots shout at a...

    DerekH




    msg:276454
     4:48 pm on Nov 21, 2004 (gmt 0)

    "Couldn't find his way out of a paper bag"

    DerekH

    grelmar




    msg:276455
     4:18 pm on Nov 22, 2004 (gmt 0)

    He's deep. Hollow, but deep.

    datadame




    msg:276456
     7:15 am on Dec 7, 2004 (gmt 0)

    LOL at "hollow but deep"! Here are a few that come to mind:

    "He's safety-wired to the dumb*** position." (From a retired Naval engineer friend)

    "His brain's rolling around up there like a BB in a cat food can." (From an old Dave Barry column)

    "Couldn't find his butt with both hands and a search warrant." (Heard from a policeman friend.)

    And perhaps my all-time favorite...:

    "Man, it's like like trying to nail Jello to a tree." (First time I ever heard that was from a frustrated data processing supervisor who'd just spent 30 minutes on the phone trying to explain something very simple to someone who was clueless - that was 15 years ago and the imagery still makes me laugh out loud.)

    Old_Honky




    msg:276457
     12:08 pm on Dec 7, 2004 (gmt 0)

    Bungalow. (Nothing Upstairs)

    Duke_of_Url




    msg:276458
     10:41 pm on Dec 8, 2004 (gmt 0)

    A few Bits short of a Byte

    vkaryl




    msg:276459
     1:48 am on Dec 9, 2004 (gmt 0)

    Thank you, datadame! The "jello" one absolutely made not only my day, but my year! I'm cross-stitching this for my programmer bro-in-law.... TOOOOOO funny!

    greenleaves




    msg:276460
     5:41 pm on Dec 9, 2004 (gmt 0)

    My father always uses this one. It doesn't matter how many times I hear it, I always laugh.

    This person was last in line for god's brain giveaway

    ScottM




    msg:276461
     11:08 pm on Dec 9, 2004 (gmt 0)

    A favorite in my shop:

    "He's the guy always looking for the aluminum magnet"

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