Macguru
msg:276416 | 8:59 pm on Oct 15, 2004 (gmt 0) |
I guess we just found the 'missing link'.
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vkaryl
msg:276417 | 12:36 am on Oct 16, 2004 (gmt 0) |
Oh yeah - this one's from my long-dead aunt by way of the Ouija board (erm. Not really, but she DID love the thing!): 13 eggs short of a dozen
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tbear
msg:276418 | 5:46 pm on Oct 16, 2004 (gmt 0) |
Last in the queue when brains were handed out.
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Lilliabeth
msg:276419 | 6:03 pm on Oct 16, 2004 (gmt 0) |
Not the shiniest car on the lot
A nibble shy of a byte
Every link is a 404
Caught in an endless loop
Gravity not the only thing holding him down
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Macguru
msg:276420 | 7:03 pm on Oct 16, 2004 (gmt 0) |
He is a Foo mod.
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bedlam
msg:276421 | 7:23 pm on Oct 16, 2004 (gmt 0) |
- Couldn't find his/her own [portion of anatomy] with both hands and a flashlight
- Can't tell his/her [same portion of anatomy] from his/her elbow
OT - My favourite insulting expression: 'Two pounds of [anything unpleasant] in a one-pound bag.' -B
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vkaryl
msg:276422 | 7:48 pm on Oct 16, 2004 (gmt 0) |
Quoting Palehorse just now in another thread, and similar to yours, bedlam: Can't find his **** with both hands and a map.
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edit_g
msg:276423 | 4:07 am on Oct 17, 2004 (gmt 0) |
Fell out of the stupid tree and hit all the branches on the way down.
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Chris_D
msg:276424 | 10:18 am on Oct 17, 2004 (gmt 0) |
"A few snags short of a barbie" (where snags are sausages, and a Barbie is a BBQ).
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Woz
msg:276425 | 10:21 am on Oct 17, 2004 (gmt 0) |
Ha! I forgot that one Chris, thanks. Of course, my favourite is "a picnic short of a sandwich", and yes, I did get it 'round the right way. Onya
Woz
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HowlingWizard
msg:276426 | 1:18 pm on Oct 17, 2004 (gmt 0) |
One I learned from a field service guy many years ago. Not really about people, but does apply to folk trying to operate the equipment. Equipment does not function in O-F-F mode.
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pendanticist
msg:276427 | 4:29 pm on Oct 17, 2004 (gmt 0) |
"Couldn't find his / her ass if it was a hole in the ground." "Two bubbles shy of plum." "Two bricks shy of a load (that the hod carrier carries)." "The lights are on, but no one's home."
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pendanticist
msg:276428 | 6:10 pm on Oct 17, 2004 (gmt 0) |
| "Two bubbles shy of plum." |
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Plum is something we eat. Plumb is what I was shooting for. :o
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bedlam
msg:276429 | 8:07 pm on Oct 17, 2004 (gmt 0) |
How about 'A few atoms short of critical mass'? -B
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Teknorat
msg:276430 | 12:27 am on Oct 18, 2004 (gmt 0) |
A few links short of PR :P Offer him a penny for his thoughts and you'll get change.
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edit_g
msg:276431 | 12:50 am on Oct 18, 2004 (gmt 0) |
| A few links short of PR :P |
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lol - a few grains short of a sandbox... ;)
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werty
msg:276432 | 2:09 am on Oct 18, 2004 (gmt 0) |
One from Dad that is "work friendly". "If brains were dynamite, he/she could not blow their nose"
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digitalghost
msg:276433 | 2:36 am on Oct 18, 2004 (gmt 0) |
He/She couldn't pour water out of a boot if the directions were written on the heel. The axe is sharp but the haft is slick. (sharp tongue, no grasp) Lost the reins/Slipped the bit/Slaps the apple Ties slipknots in the air. All fence, no posts. (talks a good game, no substance) Herds chickens (lost it) ;) Sells registered mules. Shoes donkeys. Baled too tight. Prices bales but sells rolls. /Is looking for shells for his muzzle loader
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giggle
msg:276434 | 3:56 am on Oct 18, 2004 (gmt 0) |
My favourite: If he had two brains he would be twice as stupid
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clearvision
msg:276435 | 4:26 am on Oct 18, 2004 (gmt 0) |
For someone who is standing in front of the TV while you are watching it, " You make a better door than a window"
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Woz
msg:276436 | 7:19 am on Oct 18, 2004 (gmt 0) |
>My favourite: If he had two brains he would be twice as stupid My favourite when I have done something silly (unlikely as that may be) is "If I had another brain it would be lonely." Onya
Woz
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rj87uk
msg:276437 | 8:52 am on Oct 18, 2004 (gmt 0) |
The lights are on but no one is home!
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KeithDouglas
msg:276438 | 3:26 pm on Oct 18, 2004 (gmt 0) |
"His traytable's not in the upright, locked, position."
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cabowabo
msg:276439 | 3:30 pm on Oct 18, 2004 (gmt 0) |
Speaking of intelligence ... "You can't lose what you never had."
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mivox
msg:276440 | 10:08 pm on Oct 19, 2004 (gmt 0) |
Not the brightest bulb in the chandelier Not the sharpest knife in the drawer Sharp as a hammer (or a bowling ball in severe cases) If s/he had two brain cells, they'd only confuse each other Knuckle-dragging oxygen thief To include the whole family: What gene puddle did you crawl out of?
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grandpa
msg:276441 | 11:57 pm on Oct 19, 2004 (gmt 0) |
Lost like a ball in high weeds.
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mivox
msg:276442 | 12:05 am on Oct 20, 2004 (gmt 0) |
When referring to *ahem* people of 'limited genetic diversity': Kick one, they all limp.
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vkaryl
msg:276443 | 1:18 am on Oct 20, 2004 (gmt 0) |
mivox.... are you SURE you don't live around here? That last one is pretty much a given for this area....
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Eric_Jarvis
msg:276444 | 1:51 am on Oct 20, 2004 (gmt 0) |
I have no idea of the origins of this description, but I just love the absurdity of it. "Mad as a box of frogs."
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mivox
msg:276445 | 7:25 pm on Oct 20, 2004 (gmt 0) |
are you SURE you don't live around here? LOL... Is everything covered with snow there? If not, it's definitely not my neighborhood. ;)
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vkaryl
msg:276446 | 9:26 pm on Oct 20, 2004 (gmt 0) |
mivox - no snow, huge storm out of the southwest off the Pacific, more rain than any time in the last ten years (probably 3 inches of rain since yesterday), the creek is almost over the only bridge/road into/out of town, storm's supposed to continue through a week today, good thing "mt. ararat" is just behind the house! *laughing*
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