| 8:59 pm on Oct 15, 2004 (gmt 0)|
I guess we just found the 'missing link'.
| 12:36 am on Oct 16, 2004 (gmt 0)|
Oh yeah - this one's from my long-dead aunt by way of the Ouija board (erm. Not really, but she DID love the thing!):
13 eggs short of a dozen
| 5:46 pm on Oct 16, 2004 (gmt 0)|
Last in the queue when brains were handed out.
| 6:03 pm on Oct 16, 2004 (gmt 0)|
Not the shiniest car on the lot
A nibble shy of a byte
Every link is a 404
Caught in an endless loop
Gravity not the only thing holding him down
| 7:03 pm on Oct 16, 2004 (gmt 0)|
He is a Foo mod.
| 7:23 pm on Oct 16, 2004 (gmt 0)|
OT - My favourite insulting expression: 'Two pounds of [anything unpleasant] in a one-pound bag.'
- Couldn't find his/her own [portion of anatomy] with both hands and a flashlight
- Can't tell his/her [same portion of anatomy] from his/her elbow
| 7:48 pm on Oct 16, 2004 (gmt 0)|
Quoting Palehorse just now in another thread, and similar to yours, bedlam:
Can't find his **** with both hands and a map.
| 4:07 am on Oct 17, 2004 (gmt 0)|
Fell out of the stupid tree and hit all the branches on the way down.
| 10:18 am on Oct 17, 2004 (gmt 0)|
"A few snags short of a barbie" (where snags are sausages, and a Barbie is a BBQ).
| 10:21 am on Oct 17, 2004 (gmt 0)|
Ha! I forgot that one Chris, thanks. Of course, my favourite is "a picnic short of a sandwich", and yes, I did get it 'round the right way.
| 1:18 pm on Oct 17, 2004 (gmt 0)|
One I learned from a field service guy many years ago. Not really about people, but does apply to folk trying to operate the equipment.
Equipment does not function in O-F-F mode.
| 4:29 pm on Oct 17, 2004 (gmt 0)|
"Couldn't find his / her ass if it was a hole in the ground."
"Two bubbles shy of plum."
"Two bricks shy of a load (that the hod carrier carries)."
"The lights are on, but no one's home."
| 6:10 pm on Oct 17, 2004 (gmt 0)|
|"Two bubbles shy of plum." |
Plum is something we eat.
Plumb is what I was shooting for.
| 8:07 pm on Oct 17, 2004 (gmt 0)|
How about 'A few atoms short of critical mass'?
| 12:27 am on Oct 18, 2004 (gmt 0)|
A few links short of PR :P
Offer him a penny for his thoughts and you'll get change.
| 12:50 am on Oct 18, 2004 (gmt 0)|
|A few links short of PR :P |
lol - a few grains short of a sandbox... ;)
| 2:09 am on Oct 18, 2004 (gmt 0)|
One from Dad that is "work friendly".
"If brains were dynamite, he/she could not blow their nose"
| 2:36 am on Oct 18, 2004 (gmt 0)|
He/She couldn't pour water out of a boot if the directions were written on the heel.
The axe is sharp but the haft is slick. (sharp tongue, no grasp)
Lost the reins/Slipped the bit/Slaps the apple
Ties slipknots in the air.
All fence, no posts. (talks a good game, no substance)
Herds chickens (lost it) ;)
Sells registered mules.
Baled too tight.
Prices bales but sells rolls.
/Is looking for shells for his muzzle loader
| 3:56 am on Oct 18, 2004 (gmt 0)|
My favourite: If he had two brains he would be twice as stupid
| 4:26 am on Oct 18, 2004 (gmt 0)|
For someone who is standing in front of the TV while you are watching it,
" You make a better door than a window"
| 7:19 am on Oct 18, 2004 (gmt 0)|
>My favourite: If he had two brains he would be twice as stupid
My favourite when I have done something silly (unlikely as that may be) is "If I had another brain it would be lonely."
| 8:52 am on Oct 18, 2004 (gmt 0)|
The lights are on but no one is home!
| 3:26 pm on Oct 18, 2004 (gmt 0)|
"His traytable's not in the upright, locked, position."
| 3:30 pm on Oct 18, 2004 (gmt 0)|
Speaking of intelligence ...
"You can't lose what you never had."
| 10:08 pm on Oct 19, 2004 (gmt 0)|
Not the brightest bulb in the chandelier
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer
Sharp as a hammer (or a bowling ball in severe cases)
If s/he had two brain cells, they'd only confuse each other
Knuckle-dragging oxygen thief
To include the whole family: What gene puddle did you crawl out of?
| 11:57 pm on Oct 19, 2004 (gmt 0)|
Lost like a ball in high weeds.
| 12:05 am on Oct 20, 2004 (gmt 0)|
When referring to *ahem* people of 'limited genetic diversity':
Kick one, they all limp.
| 1:18 am on Oct 20, 2004 (gmt 0)|
mivox.... are you SURE you don't live around here? That last one is pretty much a given for this area....
| 1:51 am on Oct 20, 2004 (gmt 0)|
I have no idea of the origins of this description, but I just love the absurdity of it.
"Mad as a box of frogs."
| 7:25 pm on Oct 20, 2004 (gmt 0)|
are you SURE you don't live around here?
LOL... Is everything covered with snow there? If not, it's definitely not my neighborhood. ;)
| 9:26 pm on Oct 20, 2004 (gmt 0)|
mivox - no snow, huge storm out of the southwest off the Pacific, more rain than any time in the last ten years (probably 3 inches of rain since yesterday), the creek is almost over the only bridge/road into/out of town, storm's supposed to continue through a week today, good thing "mt. ararat" is just behind the house! *laughing*
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