|Search engine poetry|
What would you use if you were one of the big 3?
Saw this in MSN search...
|Roll it out, Let Her Fly, |
We are all waiting, It's, Do Or Die
Google is quivering, & Yahoo The Same
Waiting For MS To Get In The Game
You got the money, you got the clout
You got the thing finished,
So Roll it on out!
Hey Dixon, because you asked
Some Sites will Win, And Some Sites Will Lose,
It's A zero sum game, The search engines, they choose.
Google, Yahoo, & MS, They are not all the same,
And doing well in all, is part of the game.
On Page & Off Page, & Content is king
Your orders go up, the phone starts to ring
PR & Linking, they are not new news
Use Titles & Headings, will help somewhat too.
New sites are added, and algos will change
Adapt to survive, it's the search engine game.
Pitiful I know, but Iím not a Poet
These rhymes I write, really do show it.
I'll stop now
i woke up this morning
my sites were gone
what did I do
where did I go wrong
i built up some links
man that took ages
my bot friends came by
to eat up my pages
i got real excited
i was at number one
but that's all been changed
i'm not even listed.
OK, One More
All-The-Web Was Hot, And Ink Had Its Day
Google Was Born, And Blew Them Away
Yahoo Bought Ink, And Most Of The Rest
Yahoo Dumped Google, Stepped Up To The Test
First It Was Ink, Yahoo Used For Its Best
The Wrote Their Own Engine, With Great Success
Microsoft Search, Is In Beta Two
Creating New SERPS, For Me And For You
MS Will Showup, And Enter The Fray
Split Up The Big Two, It Will Make My Day
Old Proverbs Say, Keep Eggs In Many Baskets
So When The SERPS Change, Less Sites Need Caskets
Knock - knock.
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