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The Number Two Reason Not To Flush Your Toilet
lawman

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Msg#: 7151 posted 1:25 am on Apr 22, 2004 (gmt 0)

[forbes.com...]

A new study suggests that severe acute respiratory syndrome (SARS) may have been spread through the simple act of flushing a toilet instead of being passed directly from person to person.

 

Macguru

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Msg#: 7151 posted 2:48 am on Apr 22, 2004 (gmt 0)

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(looong shot)
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That is why we never heard of SARS infected bears.

Sorry! :)

lawman, can you tell in public what is the number ONE reason NOT to flush the toilet?

I wont tell my mom.

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Msg#: 7151 posted 7:22 am on Apr 22, 2004 (gmt 0)

Apparently flushing the toilet after going number one won't throw the virus into the air. :)

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Msg#: 7151 posted 7:03 pm on Apr 22, 2004 (gmt 0)

Get it, number one or number two.

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Msg#: 7151 posted 7:06 pm on Apr 22, 2004 (gmt 0)

Paradigm shift for the old adage:

"If it's brown, don't flush it down. If it's yellow, be mellow."

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Msg#: 7151 posted 7:29 pm on Apr 22, 2004 (gmt 0)

Kinda defeats the purpose of indoor plumbing, doesn't it? ;)

Now they'll come up with anti-viral disposable plastic toilet wraps you're supposed to seal over the bowl before you flush... Which would be even creepier than the auto-dispensing toilet seat covers in Chicago-O'Hare airport.

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Msg#: 7151 posted 7:47 pm on Apr 22, 2004 (gmt 0)

>SARS infected bears. <

::chuckle::

yeah, no isolation units in the woods.

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Msg#: 7151 posted 12:15 am on Apr 23, 2004 (gmt 0)

>SARS infected bears. <

But what about the rabbits?


(I hope I'm not the only one here who knows that joke... hehe)

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Msg#: 7151 posted 3:04 am on Apr 23, 2004 (gmt 0)

>who knows that joke... <

The one about the sars infected rabbits? That's a classic!

:-)

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Msg#: 7151 posted 12:40 pm on Apr 23, 2004 (gmt 0)

>>what about the rabbits?

I heard some rabbits mutated to porcupines. This mutation stopped when we humans introduced the charmin bear [charmin.com] in the wild.

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Msg#: 7151 posted 1:55 pm on Apr 23, 2004 (gmt 0)

"If it's brown, don't flush it down. If it's yellow, be mellow."

If it's blue, waddaya do?

seen added to the above in some random toilet stall

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Msg#: 7151 posted 4:42 pm on Apr 23, 2004 (gmt 0)

>>If it's blue, waddaya do?

If it's blue, dump it in Foo. :)

[edited by: Macguru at 12:16 pm (utc) on April 24, 2004]

dragonlady7

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Msg#: 7151 posted 10:58 pm on Apr 23, 2004 (gmt 0)

Ahhhh, fooo... Excellent toilet humor. :)

whizkiddo

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Msg#: 7151 posted 8:00 am on Apr 28, 2004 (gmt 0)

but if its red; then you may be dead! :)

volatilegx

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Msg#: 7151 posted 11:00 pm on Apr 29, 2004 (gmt 0)

next we'll have toilet vacuums to suck up the SARS virii.

Llama

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Msg#: 7151 posted 1:18 am on Apr 30, 2004 (gmt 0)

If it's purple then...uhm.... go to the hospital, cause that's just kind of gross.

Macguru

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Msg#: 7151 posted 2:46 am on Apr 30, 2004 (gmt 0)

>>next we'll have toilet vacuums to suck up the SARS virii.

We already have something that looks like a toilet and sucks up any virus. It's called Windows. :)

Go2

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Msg#: 7151 posted 1:54 pm on Apr 30, 2004 (gmt 0)

I'm sure the guy in the apartment below would also have appreciated the peace and calm of a no flusher! As told in the legendary Internet story about the 3 flusher Loser [geocities.com].

(Of course, the guy with the real problem is the one who wrote the story, I mean get a life for Christ's sake).

Llama

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Msg#: 7151 posted 5:21 am on May 1, 2004 (gmt 0)

I'm thinking that were I ever to open up an apartment building I'd have see-through pipes leading through the whole building in every room, so everyone's knowin' when someone's goin'.

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