Pretty dumb using expletives and threats - anyhow i dont know what would possess me to write an email complaining to a large corp like them - (as if they they will listen) the easier way would be to use an alternative engine that provides good results. Let me think erm erm
ah yes Google!
They would take note then for sure when their traffic went south and advertising revenue followed.
I don't believe this story, since it's so vague. There are some 80,000 boys aged between 10 and 19 in Essex (http://www.essexcc.gov.uk/essexcounts/indepth/popcensus.htm#age), spread between several dozen schools in the various parts of the county.
The story does not specify a school, or even the town or district where the school can be found.
I think we consign this story to the realm of the urban myth (but it's a good one!).