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Its Official - Google Taking over World
Out of the mouths of babes.....
The_Hitcher




msg:283707
 5:41 pm on Jan 17, 2003 (gmt 0)

I was walking my six year old boy to school yesterday. We were discussing what was the most important thing in the world. At first he said it was the Queen, but after further discussion, we both agreed it was water.

I asked him the same question tonight. "Google" he replied. I laughed fit to burst.........:)

 

jeremy goodrich




msg:283708
 5:45 pm on Jan 17, 2003 (gmt 0)

Hm. I am reasonably confident my older son (he's 2) can recognize Google...(he's seen the logo often enough) but I don't think he can comment...he he.

jomaxx




msg:283709
 6:05 pm on Jan 17, 2003 (gmt 0)

The babies are all Google gaga.

percentages




msg:283710
 6:13 pm on Jan 17, 2003 (gmt 0)

It's when they start answering "an increase in PR after the next update" that you know you really have problems;)

HayMeadows




msg:283711
 6:20 pm on Jan 17, 2003 (gmt 0)

My wife hates it when I say, "Google's Dancin"....she knows she won't see me for a few days.

On second thought, maybe she actually like it when I say that.

SlyGuy




msg:283712
 6:22 pm on Jan 17, 2003 (gmt 0)

It's when they download the Google Toolbar to check the backlinks and offer SEO tips to their schools webpage that you really have to worry.

;)

figment88




msg:283713
 6:31 pm on Jan 17, 2003 (gmt 0)

I recently overheard a conversation between my brother and his 12 year old step son that went some thing like:

Stepson: "what's the capital of china?"

Brother" "see that box overthere, its hooked up to something called the Internet. Look it up on.

Stepson: "okay, and I'll search with my friend Google because Jeeves is a punk-ass b**ch who sells his answers to the highest bidder."

While Google might be taking over the world, Eminem seems to be one of his vassals.

werty




msg:283714
 9:03 pm on Jan 17, 2003 (gmt 0)

whenever i want to piss of my gal pal i just start babbling on about google. she usually replies with a punch to the arm.

and i agree with the step-son. jeeves is a punk ass bi**h. i have never been happy with my results from him.

rmjvol




msg:283715
 9:53 pm on Jan 17, 2003 (gmt 0)

For my 3 yr old & 5 yr old girls, their favorite time of month is the Dance. Bedtime stories are in between artistic interpretations of the Google Dance.

"Daddy, when's it gonna be Google Dance again?"

"I don't know, honey. Uncle GoogleGuy is holding out on us again. Why don't you and your little sister start another thread on WebmasterWorld?" :)

rmjvol

jaeden




msg:283716
 11:10 pm on Jan 17, 2003 (gmt 0)

You know you are too reliant on a search engine when you are at a Christmas party and your friends ask you how you are doing, and all you can do is reply back how Google is treating your website lately.

"Well, these damn websites are cloaking and another one has hidden links and I'm climbing my way slowly up to the top but Google isn't answering the spam reports and I'm getting sick and tired of watching these guys cheat and get away with it, it just isn't fair. I used to be in the number 1 spot at Yahoo, but since then Google has taken over, just like they did at AOL and Earthlink and NetScape and God knows where else and now I'm in the thirteenth spot and my sales are down 70 percent. I need to start a reciprocal linking program because Google has this popularity thing going....."

By the time you are done babling out an answer to a simple question such as "how are you", all of your friends have quickly slurped down their eggnog and are moving back to the punchbowl for another shot.

yokelrobin




msg:283717
 10:54 am on Jan 18, 2003 (gmt 0)

It's when you ask a lady if she wants to discuss the Inktomi Slurp and she slaps you that annoys me...

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