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 3:14 pm on Dec 14, 2002 (gmt 0)

This may only apply to the US:
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Yet another one:
The secrecy of my job prevents me from knowing what I am doing!

Anybody got one to add?



 3:34 pm on Dec 14, 2002 (gmt 0)

When will Lycos update? [google.com]


 9:31 pm on Dec 14, 2002 (gmt 0)

Who parks in handicapped parking spaces? Most look ok


 10:04 pm on Dec 14, 2002 (gmt 0)

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Classic George Carlin... see below for a few other priceless ponderings...

Why do they have braile on drive-through ATM machines?

Why women have a "pair" of panties, but just one bra?

What do they pack styrofoam in?

Why did God give men nipples?

If buttered toast always lands butter-side down, and a cat always lands on its feet, What would happen if you tied a piece of buttered toast on the back of a cat?

If Corn Oil comes from Corn, what does Baby Oil come from?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment , but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?


 10:25 pm on Dec 14, 2002 (gmt 0)

How do seedless grapes reproduce?


 10:45 pm on Dec 14, 2002 (gmt 0)

Why did God give men nipples?

well...they are sensitive ,thats reason enough ;)

i always wondered why did the Tarzan need the urge to SHAVe when he lived with monkeys all those years?

some more,not from me:

What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

What's another word for synonym?

When sign makers go on strike, what is written on their picket signs?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?

How can there be self-help groups?

If knees were backwards, what would chairs look like?

What happened to the first 6 "ups"?

How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't live there?

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.

Why in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?


 11:13 pm on Dec 14, 2002 (gmt 0)

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.


 9:31 am on Dec 15, 2002 (gmt 0)



 2:11 pm on Dec 15, 2002 (gmt 0)


That link is great!


 2:50 pm on Dec 15, 2002 (gmt 0)

Happy you like it, check this out:
I apologise in advance to all Germans, please don't take offense. Hit me back by posting Swedish jokes if you like. I am blonde as well! ;)


 3:05 pm on Dec 15, 2002 (gmt 0)

wow, i didnt knwo that jokes about europeans exists!
lmao sussane, what a original joke! :)

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