1- The Parrot Sketch - monty python. 2- Jessie Jackson reads Green Eggs and Ham as a Eulogy to Dr.Suess creator on Sat Night live. 3- Jonny Carson - the potato chip bit. 4- Sienfeld - What do women want? This That and The Other. 5- SNL - it would be hard to pick just one, but I'd go with Bulushi's samurai night fever or Jane you ignorant misguided sl* you. 6- Python, the Killer Joke.
Father Ted - Ted and Dougal are in a carvan on holiday and stuck inside cos its raining. Ted holds a small toy cow and says (frustrated), "Now, Im only going to say this one more time. This cow is small. The ones out there are far away". Dougal still looks confused.