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jsut got this today
JonB




msg:292657
 9:50 pm on Nov 21, 2002 (gmt 0)

for friday's laugh: i could not stop laughing :)

Playwright Jim Sherman wrote this today after Hu Jintao was named chief of
the Communist Party in China.

(We take you now to the Oval Office.)

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of
China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the
Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.
Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No.But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk .And
then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too . Maybe we
should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East.Can you get
Chinese food in the Middle East?

 

mivox




msg:292658
 10:02 pm on Nov 21, 2002 (gmt 0)

OMG... that's the funniest thing I've read in a long time...

Hawkgirl




msg:292659
 11:35 pm on Nov 21, 2002 (gmt 0)

I was trying to figure out where it would go ... never thought they'd go to Kofi. :)

cornwall




msg:292660
 11:38 pm on Nov 21, 2002 (gmt 0)

OMG... that's the funniest thing I've read in a long time...

Even funnier is that one can imagine that conversation actually taking place.

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