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Elderly Viagra thief strikes again
laugh of the day
Shakil




msg:316671
 5:04 pm on Nov 21, 2002 (gmt 0)

MARSEILLE, France (Reuters) - An elderly man has robbed a pharmacy in the southern French city of Marseille for the fourth time in less than a year, each time making off with its full stock of the anti-impotence drug Viagra.

Each time he strikes, he appears at closing time armed with a knife and marches the three female members of staff to the cupboard where they keep the coveted blue pills, Marseille police said.

He then leaves quietly with his stash and the day's takings.

Police said they did not know whether the thief was stealing the Viagra for his personal use, or to resell the pills illegally with a hefty premium.

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Shak

 

Brett_Tabke




msg:316672
 6:30 pm on Nov 21, 2002 (gmt 0)

I think the moral is, if you are in france, lockup your grandmothers.

Shakil




msg:316673
 6:34 pm on Nov 21, 2002 (gmt 0)

No, this is what happens when the French do NOT allow online pharmacies to operate in their country :)

The lengths these affiliate boys will go to....

Shak

pmac




msg:316674
 6:36 pm on Nov 21, 2002 (gmt 0)

If he gets arrested, I doubt it will stand up in court. :)

digitalghost




msg:316675
 6:40 pm on Nov 21, 2002 (gmt 0)

The court frowns on hardened criminals.

lawman




msg:316676
 6:44 pm on Nov 21, 2002 (gmt 0)

:o

tbear




msg:316677
 6:44 pm on Nov 21, 2002 (gmt 0)

:~

pmac




msg:316678
 6:46 pm on Nov 21, 2002 (gmt 0)

Best he could hope for is a hung jury.

digitalghost




msg:316679
 6:47 pm on Nov 21, 2002 (gmt 0)

And a stiff fine.

Shakil




msg:316680
 6:47 pm on Nov 21, 2002 (gmt 0)

The news story forgets to metion:

"The Three Female assistants leave with Him" with big smiles on their faces.

Shak

Quinn




msg:316681
 6:53 pm on Nov 21, 2002 (gmt 0)

sounds like a hard case.

jeremy goodrich




msg:316682
 7:20 pm on Nov 21, 2002 (gmt 0)

doh. funny stuff.

I'm wondering, is this a hard crime to commit?

It's a bad thing, but perhaps if it was harder, this wouldn't happen again?

he he.

Shakil




msg:316683
 7:23 pm on Nov 21, 2002 (gmt 0)

sounds way to Hard for me.

I am not UP for this sort of behaviour.

Shak

digitalghost




msg:316684
 7:31 pm on Nov 21, 2002 (gmt 0)

He may have a rock solid alibi. If he gets a jury that is soft on crime, he may walk, with a noticeable limp, but freedom makes all men stand taller.

Okay, I'm reaching, time to quite this thread. ;)

Brett_Tabke




msg:316685
 9:09 pm on Nov 21, 2002 (gmt 0)

> freedom makes all men stand taller.

Or point to the north pole - whichever comes first.

Quinn




msg:316686
 9:43 pm on Nov 21, 2002 (gmt 0)

someone should really shut this thread down.

Quinn




msg:316687
 9:44 pm on Nov 21, 2002 (gmt 0)

these puns are getting harder and harder to stomach...

<ducks> <running away>

Josk




msg:316688
 9:43 am on Nov 22, 2002 (gmt 0)

Thats what happens if you give a dog a bone

Dante_Maure




msg:316689
 10:08 am on Nov 22, 2002 (gmt 0)

No upstanding citizen would resort to such behaviour.

Marcia




msg:316690
 1:49 pm on Nov 22, 2002 (gmt 0)

>someone should really shut this thread down.

Not a chance, Quinn. This one's even better than the old chicken head thread.

Nick_W




msg:316691
 1:55 pm on Nov 22, 2002 (gmt 0)

Question is: Will they catch him red handed with his pants down?

Nick

Marcia




msg:316692
 2:10 pm on Nov 22, 2002 (gmt 0)

>Will they catch him red handed with his pants down?

No doubt if they do they'll deal with him with a strong hand.

CuriousWeb




msg:316693
 2:23 pm on Nov 22, 2002 (gmt 0)

you lot are cruel

the man is obviously going through hard times

Shakil




msg:316694
 2:55 pm on Nov 22, 2002 (gmt 0)

The Police at a press conference said:

"It just keeps getting Harder & Harder to grab hold of him"

to which the press replied

"Maybe you should try the Soft approach"

Shak

Shakil




msg:316695
 3:04 pm on Nov 22, 2002 (gmt 0)

The problem with this type of criminal is that you never know when he will just get UP and go"

Shak

jackofalltrades




msg:316696
 3:13 pm on Nov 22, 2002 (gmt 0)

Leave the guy alone...

...he was obviously in a depressed state and needed something to raise his spirits...

CuriousWeb




msg:316697
 3:29 pm on Nov 22, 2002 (gmt 0)

hehe

brings a whole new meaning to the phrase 'hardened criminal'

jackofalltrades




msg:316698
 3:47 pm on Nov 22, 2002 (gmt 0)

I bet he was up all night <worrying>

JOAT

Liane




msg:316699
 4:03 pm on Nov 22, 2002 (gmt 0)

Interesting that this took place in Marseille. If anyone is familiar with the French national anthom, (La Marseillaise), the first line (which is repeated several times throughout the anthem) is:

"Rise Up Sons of the fatherland, let's stand!"

Seems to me this fellow is simply being patriotic! :)
(added) ... Or perhaps he is planning a new revolutionary war and doesn't want his boys to be too soft on the enemy.

[edited by: Liane at 4:07 pm (utc) on Nov. 22, 2002]

Shakil




msg:316700
 4:07 pm on Nov 22, 2002 (gmt 0)

nice to see that no matter how HARD i try, this post just keeps RISING to the top.

Shak

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