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Elderly Viagra thief strikes again
laugh of the day
Shakil




msg:316671
 5:04 pm on Nov 21, 2002 (gmt 0)

MARSEILLE, France (Reuters) - An elderly man has robbed a pharmacy in the southern French city of Marseille for the fourth time in less than a year, each time making off with its full stock of the anti-impotence drug Viagra.

Each time he strikes, he appears at closing time armed with a knife and marches the three female members of staff to the cupboard where they keep the coveted blue pills, Marseille police said.

He then leaves quietly with his stash and the day's takings.

Police said they did not know whether the thief was stealing the Viagra for his personal use, or to resell the pills illegally with a hefty premium.

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Shak

 

brakthepoet




msg:316701
 5:38 pm on Nov 22, 2002 (gmt 0)

nice to see that no matter how HARD i try, this post just keeps RISING to the top.

Does the size of the post amount to anything, or is that just a myth? And if you read this post too many times, will it make you go blind, or is that just a myth, too?

lawman




msg:316702
 5:51 pm on Nov 22, 2002 (gmt 0)

Welcome BrakThePoet. I hope the class and decorum of this thread have impressed you. :)

lawman

lawman




msg:316703
 5:54 pm on Nov 22, 2002 (gmt 0)

I wouldn't touch this thread with a ten foot pole.

lawman

jackofalltrades




msg:316704
 5:59 pm on Nov 22, 2002 (gmt 0)

Is that all folks?

Or can we keep it up a bit longer?

JOAT

digitalghost




msg:316705
 6:09 pm on Nov 22, 2002 (gmt 0)

Viagra Theft on the Rise Amid Swelling Public Outcry

Are local police agencies up to the task?

Quinn




msg:316706
 6:35 pm on Nov 22, 2002 (gmt 0)

Spike in pharmaceutical thefts arouse discussion of inflating crime rates.

City leaders head investigation to curtail the increase of blood flow.

brakthepoet




msg:316707
 7:00 pm on Nov 22, 2002 (gmt 0)

Thanks for the welcome, lawman. I've been lurking and learning for about 6 months now, so I'm well aware of the class of this forum.

Is that all folks? Or can we keep it up a bit longer?

Oh, I think we can play with it for a while. No one wants this to end prematurely.

You know, I think there's a hidden limerick somewhere in this story. "There once was an old man from France..."

Quinn




msg:316708
 7:17 pm on Nov 22, 2002 (gmt 0)

with little blue pills in his pants....

Vampyre




msg:316709
 9:38 pm on Nov 22, 2002 (gmt 0)

If he's caught and goes to trial, the jury will probably be deliberating long and hard on the case. And if convicted, he'll definitely be serving some hard time.

EBear




msg:316710
 9:46 pm on Nov 22, 2002 (gmt 0)

I saw a piece where one of the three female assistants mentioned earlier described him as a "slippery customer".

digitalghost




msg:316711
 9:48 pm on Nov 22, 2002 (gmt 0)

There was an old man from France
With little blue pills in his pants
When asked why he stole them
He just smiled and told them
They're quite a boon to romance.

Quinn




msg:316712
 9:50 pm on Nov 22, 2002 (gmt 0)

lol ghost... that's good.

Dante_Maure




msg:316713
 9:52 pm on Nov 22, 2002 (gmt 0)


There once was an old man from France,
with little blue pills in his pants....

Due to threats from his wife,

He ran out with a knife...

But returned with a proudly held lance.

Quinn




msg:316714
 9:58 pm on Nov 22, 2002 (gmt 0)

There was an old man from France
With little blue pills in his pants
He sprang into action
Past a three woman faction
To relieve of his pants their ants.

mivox




msg:316715
 10:00 pm on Nov 22, 2002 (gmt 0)

It's just too hard to resist...

There was an old man of Marseille,
who burgled the pharmacy nigh...
He emptied the till,
took the little blue pills,
and 'turned home with his head held up high.

digitalghost




msg:316716
 10:03 pm on Nov 22, 2002 (gmt 0)

ROFL and I HATE Limericks. :)

Dante_Maure




msg:316717
 10:06 pm on Nov 22, 2002 (gmt 0)

Clearly the problem has gotten out of hand. If the staff had a firmer grasp on the situation, he could never have slipped out so easily.

With proper training they should be able detain him for a far longer stretch, at least until the the authorities can catch him in the act.

jeremy goodrich




msg:316718
 10:08 pm on Nov 22, 2002 (gmt 0)

ha ha ha ha. This thread is absolutely incredible. :)

Shakil




msg:316719
 10:10 pm on Nov 22, 2002 (gmt 0)

I say we carry on at this rate, 1 of a few things may happen:

1, Pfizer takes us to court.
2, Pfizer appoints us as their marketing team.
3, Overture start running CPC results for related "keyword"
4, This page becomes #1 on Google for Viagra (beats most of the crap there at present)

Shak

mivox




msg:316720
 10:20 pm on Nov 22, 2002 (gmt 0)

There was a French pharmacy shop,
who's selection of pills was the tops...
When a little old man,
with a knife came and ran,
away with the wives' favorite stock.

DrCool




msg:316721
 10:22 pm on Nov 22, 2002 (gmt 0)

An old man in France stole Viagra
His unit dropped like the falls at Niagara
His wife wasn't pleased
She will now be appeased
He now stands like that temple in Agra

(Agra is where the Taj Mahal is. That is one of the only words I could find that rhymes with Viagra)

Marcia




msg:316722
 10:53 pm on Nov 22, 2002 (gmt 0)

>This thread is absolutely incredible.

As long as it's not too hard on bandwidth.

Josk




msg:316723
 9:32 am on Nov 25, 2002 (gmt 0)

I'm sure we can keep it up. The only problem is the Americans. Isn't Thanksgiving the time to give the bird a good stuffing?

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