lawman

msg:293664 | 12:23 am on Oct 27, 2002 (gmt 0) |
Since my funny answers are being ignored (where's Macguru when you need him), I'll ask a serious question, to wit: Does it have anything to do with volcanos? lawman
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ScottM

msg:293665 | 12:25 am on Oct 27, 2002 (gmt 0) |
Lawman, I love the funny answers...keep them coming! I'm working on one of my own involving smurfs and railroad crossings and hair gel.
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lawman

msg:293666 | 12:26 am on Oct 27, 2002 (gmt 0) |
I'm working on one of my own involving smurfs and railroad crossings and hair gel. Might be too risque for this board. :) lawman
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coconutz

msg:293667 | 12:27 am on Oct 27, 2002 (gmt 0) |
Hi lawman, can't type very well when I'm laughing, and it doesn't have anything to do with volcanos.
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lawman

msg:293668 | 12:36 am on Oct 27, 2002 (gmt 0) |
Seriously, Scotty used a similar device to reverse some type of polarity, but I can't remember what it was called. I do remember that it had to be inserted precisely. Feel free to jump in Oilman, Mivox, or Macguru. lawman
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oilman

msg:293669 | 12:37 am on Oct 27, 2002 (gmt 0) |
>>Feel free to jump in Oilman I've been sittin on this thread for hours now - I'm stumped :)
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bird

msg:293670 | 12:40 am on Oct 27, 2002 (gmt 0) |
Actually, coconutz is cheating. "Immersed" is only a good synonym for one of the two versions...
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lawman

msg:293671 | 12:42 am on Oct 27, 2002 (gmt 0) |
Now I'm really serious. Does it have anything to do with multi-phase graviton polarity flux? lawman
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ScottM

msg:293672 | 12:42 am on Oct 27, 2002 (gmt 0) |
Snowgeese use this device to warn of impending tornados and beer cans. An optional attachment, noted for it's vocabulary and great taste in music, is a child-proof, tamper-resistant stapler. 7 out of 4 snow geese recommend this device to neighboring ducks. Although not normally displayed as a primary indicator, it is known for it's impact in local radar systems and diaper sales. Sometimes mis-identified as a cow. On topic: Is this device a transmitter or receiver?
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defanjos

msg:293673 | 12:43 am on Oct 27, 2002 (gmt 0) |
Does it measure vibration?
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coconutz

msg:293674 | 12:44 am on Oct 27, 2002 (gmt 0) |
construction
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lorax

msg:293675 | 12:46 am on Oct 27, 2002 (gmt 0) |
Is it used to test for seismic activity?
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coconutz

msg:293676 | 12:48 am on Oct 27, 2002 (gmt 0) |
"Immersed" is only a good synonym for one of the two versions... Good synonym for both versions.... [edit]my apologies bird, it was my understanding that both variations could be embedded.[/edit] [edited by: coconutz at 1:36 am (utc) on Oct. 27, 2002]
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defanjos

msg:293677 | 12:49 am on Oct 27, 2002 (gmt 0) |
strain monitor for bridges or buildings?
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lawman

msg:293678 | 12:50 am on Oct 27, 2002 (gmt 0) |
Sounds like Bird is withholding his wisdom.
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lorax

msg:293679 | 12:52 am on Oct 27, 2002 (gmt 0) |
Strain measurement - I like it!
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coconutz

msg:293680 | 12:54 am on Oct 27, 2002 (gmt 0) |
>>anything to do with multi-phase graviton polarity flux? I really don't think so >>Is this device a transmitter or receiver? I'd say transmitter >>Does it measure vibration? Yes >>Is it used to test for seismic activity? No
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ScottM

msg:293681 | 12:55 am on Oct 27, 2002 (gmt 0) |
Is it imbedded in concrete?
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defanjos

msg:293682 | 12:55 am on Oct 27, 2002 (gmt 0) |
Extensometer?
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Key_Master

msg:293683 | 1:00 am on Oct 27, 2002 (gmt 0) |
Is it an ultrasonic gauging system?
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coconutz

msg:293684 | 1:02 am on Oct 27, 2002 (gmt 0) |
Is it imbedded in concrete? Yes
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oilman

msg:293685 | 1:04 am on Oct 27, 2002 (gmt 0) |
a jointmeter for adjoining pours of concrete slab
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defanjos

msg:293686 | 1:04 am on Oct 27, 2002 (gmt 0) |
checks concrete viscosity?
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cminblues

msg:293687 | 1:05 am on Oct 27, 2002 (gmt 0) |
Sensor & exploding tube, used to test the straightness/force of a building.
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oilman

msg:293688 | 1:05 am on Oct 27, 2002 (gmt 0) |
Fiber optic micro-interferometer vibration sensor system for monitoring of traffic and traffic-induced vibrations of bridges
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lorax

msg:293689 | 1:06 am on Oct 27, 2002 (gmt 0) |
Used to measure the expansion and contraction of concrete?
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lorax

msg:293690 | 1:11 am on Oct 27, 2002 (gmt 0) |
vibrating wire strain gauge for concrete [cep.com.sg...]
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coconutz

msg:293691 | 1:11 am on Oct 27, 2002 (gmt 0) |
You guys got the function, but the original question was "What is it?"
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ScottM

msg:293692 | 1:12 am on Oct 27, 2002 (gmt 0) |
And I did a search for 'stress concrete'...doh!
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coconutz

msg:293693 | 1:12 am on Oct 27, 2002 (gmt 0) |
Congrats lorax!
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oilman

msg:293694 | 1:13 am on Oct 27, 2002 (gmt 0) |
jeeeeez - I was even at that website about an hour ago - crap!
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