Well, I see that I have come into this one late again. *sigh* :(
And just like the last one I came into late, you all have gotten it totaly incorrect........ So now I find myself in the unique and highly qualified position to clarify the answer, and win the quiz....
This is actually the Vader 2000 Vocalazation Transducer. Developed, well lets just say, by a dark and mysterious power. Once implanted into the larinyx of an individual, certain transformations immediately take place.
1. Their voice ofcourse turns raspy, and hollow.
2. They suddenly find themselves unable to buy anything but black wardrobe, there was one case of a particular individual named Darth, that broke the norm. And wore white womens underware, including but not limited to a bra. Some have said it was for purely cosmetical reasons, but others who have never been heared from again say he just 'felt good' with it on.
3. They also become life long members of the black mask/cap combo of the month club.
4. Everytime they feel threatened in meetings at work, the grab their laser pointer out of their pocket, and then proceede to make swishing noises with it, and vainly trying to slice all those around them apart.
5. They are ulitimately forced to wear a 'speacially' desinged white ensemble, that oddly forces them to have their arms crossed in front of their bodies, attached at the back, impeeding any freedom to move their hands and arms. Then placed in a very small confined space, that is oddly very soft and white also.
Now that this has been solved correctly, I ofcourse request to have my win noted forthwith....... I will patiently awaite (in my white 'specially' designed ensemble) the new results being posted.
Thank you for your support,