| 11:53 am on Jul 8, 2003 (gmt 0)|
i guess im the type who jumps in and tries something ...and reads the instructions later (as it becomes more in context)
Basically one of the first things i did was to look at their live examples they give on other sites, which seemed fairly intuitive.
Then i tried on just a few pages for a few days to see how it worked on my site on practice before introducing to other pages on a more broad scale.
Personally i found the instructions very clear, especially relative to those you may find on 95% of other affiliate/ad serving sites.
| 4:59 am on Jul 9, 2003 (gmt 0)|
If you do a search for the term "weblog" you will get a site that you can test your site to see what sort of ads you will get.
Tried to stay within TOS here
| 9:42 am on Jul 9, 2003 (gmt 0)|
>>i guess im the type who jumps in and tries something ...and reads the instructions later (as it becomes more in context) <<
As the man said "Me too"
Try it on a few pages, see how it works, what the TOS really mean, what it pays (the payment terms are particularly oblique, but when you try it you see how much it actually pays on your sites)
Having tried it, I can see why the terms of payment are so convoluted. I could not make sense of them before trying. I do now;)
| 1:34 pm on Jul 9, 2003 (gmt 0)|
stuntdbl, that was most helpful thanks :-)
I'm having a bad week translating most corporate speak into something I can understand.
Whenever I get that mumbo jumbo I have a lurking suspicion that it's hiding something that I should know. 9 times out of 10 that suspicion is bourne out.
"(A) desire to offer customers a more thorough communication channel exemplifies its expertise and dedication to customer relationship management" usually means that they are so big that it'll take you 38 calls before you can speak to someone who can even understand your complaint.
"enhancing your online experience via proprietory multi-media delivery mechanisms" means a site that's runs at the speed of a inebriated slug...if it runs at all.
Not necessarily the best examples but you get the picture. What happened to English?
| 1:50 pm on Jul 9, 2003 (gmt 0)|
|What happened to English? |
The people with their fancy degrees have to do something to feel like they are earning their pay.
It is much worse in the legal field - where 99.9% of the people don't understand latin, but are forced to use latin phrases in legal documents to look cool.
Just imagine the poor people who have english as a second language. If we have trouble - what do they do?
| 3:27 pm on Jul 9, 2003 (gmt 0)|
>people with their fancy degrees
are FORCED to talk like that! I have a nice, new, minty-fresh B.A. in English that I swear I haven't used since I graduated. I write press releases and the boss freaks out at me until I obfuscate what I'm trying to say under a heap of buzzwords. No better way to dilute your keywords than pile in meaningless buzzwords-- his total ignorance of SEO and fear of my knowledge is the only thing that's kept our company website using any actual English whatsoever. It's killin' me.
I tell you, it's the management that makes us write like that. They think it makes them sound cool. It tortures my little literature-loving heart.
| 4:56 pm on Jul 9, 2003 (gmt 0)|
Generate your own corporate speak mission statement:
I was trying not to post urls, but I love this thing:)
| 6:49 pm on Jul 9, 2003 (gmt 0)|
Stuntdubl, nice one :-)
Chris_R, actually I went to school and uni in India. It's a valid point you've got. You are turning away potential customers - like the non-native English speakers - by making things unnecessarily complicated.
As someone who grew up in a non-English speaking country I'm extra conscious about getting it correct, minor grammatical and spelling mistakes in these postings excepted :-)
Maybe I should join the plain English campaign.
I'm going back to Dilbert's site now. That was hilarious. Thanks for all your comments guys. Nice to know I'm not the only one who gets annoyed by this :-)