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Revenge of an ex girlfriend
out of frustration she clicked 1000's of times on ads on one of my pages which was making 50$ a day, so now i am blocked, what a life huh
Get a restraining order to keep her 100 clicks away from you website.
Imagine what would have happened if she caught you cheating? I bet AdSense would be the last thing you'd be worrying about :)
Im sorry I think this is the most amusing thread I have seen on WW!
"I like netmeg's suggestion but I would also add one of those MasterCard moment nekkid pics on that page.
Adsense Account ... FREE
GF making content ... FREE
GF clicks my ads to get me banned ... $50/day for ever
Picture of drunk nekkid ex-GF ... PRICELESS!
Am I too vengeful?"
But now to a serious note, that really sucks. I cant believe that someone would be so immature and do somthing like that. Thats your hard earned cash flow that she destroyed.
How long did they wait to ban you?when it first started?
Oh dear ..i have tears in my eyes from laughing at this thread ..even if it is sad ..
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Agree... best 'I got kicked out of Adsense' reason yet, or at least the most imaginative.
Now i've seen it all!
I make jokes but I'm sure it's crossed all of our minds...
Who knows what I do for $$, how it works, and how to get me banned?
Remeber when we all started and made our first 1$? I was so excited and I NEEDED to tell someone. I told a few co-workers, a few friends, and a few family members. I remember telling them as I was showing them my pretty ads not to click on them as Google frowns upon that. Then I happened on a few threads which were about getting banned for life because of invalid clicks. I remeber becoming very scared, my blood pressure rose as every person that I ever told flashed before my eyes. I was so nervous that I had to tell them again and reafirm that they should never click my ads. Then I remeber thinking "What a Dumba$$... I did it again!"
Now I can just hope to never ever piss any of those people off. I play it cool and downplay my earnings with responses like "It buys me coffee everyday" and I will never tell anyone else again. My new websites I keep to myself until I die or retire. Then my children can continue on with my legacy when the lawyer reads my Will.
Loose lips sink ships -- although in this case it would be somewhat hard to keep your ways of making money from a partner.
It's always best not to tell everyone everything.
What a b&%$h!
I managed to quit ROFL, I know it's not funny to the OP but it still is a riot!
Kudos on the best thread for awhile.
BTW, I NEVER tell anyone HOW I make money with the ads. Just showing them is all they think if they bother to think about it.
Oh, Lord! Here I go again (falling to the floor laughing and holding my sides) :)
I bet what happened is that you have logged into your account from her house at some point.
|she wrote me tons of free content |
Is she available, and if so could you post her number?
Now this is new episod of SEO WARS!
|Is she available, and if so could you post her number? |
That was the first thought I had after reading post #9. Sorry this happened, but thanks for posting. It made my day.
she just loved writing, if i would have been a keyboard we still would be together
BTW, my GF asked me why i was laughing, as I was reading this thread, and I said "Nothing". Don't want to give her any ideas.
The first thing to do when she invites you to her apartment...
...put this in the hosts file on her PC
|127.0.0.1 googlesyndication.com |
Her: If I cannot get his adsense money, NOBODY CAN!
[edited by: Jenstar at 9:29 pm (utc) on Nov. 12, 2005]
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With hysterically funny threads like this, how can I ever get any work done? Besides, I really feel sorry for you, bed8.
brrraha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Oooops... Iím really sorry about thatÖ I really donít mean to laugh about smth so seriousÖ
But, this is the funniest thread ever!
Just donít show it to my exÖ
bed8, I am sorry to hear about your ex-girlfriend's tactics
what is the website she was clicking on? URL?
That's hilarious. I'm sorry you've been banned, but you have to give her credit for ingenuity. What did you do to her to make her so angry, anyway?
Most interesting thread I have read here. Unfortunately my girlfriend now wants to know why I'm laughing!
HAHA GREAT THREAD! My ex never used to go to my personal website (no ads there) when we were together. Now, when I check the logs, she's there EVERY SINGLE DAY lol. WHY? Beats me. Luckily that's the only website she knows about that I own.
ROFL. Hope the good folks at Google finds this as hilarious and let you back in if you would get the letter.
This thread must be the digital age version of "Lessons from Fatal Attraction." I guess the good news is your furry pet didn't get boiled on the kitchen stove.
Rule 1: Never reveal details of your online business
Rule 2: Re-read Rule 1
|This thread must be the digital age version of "Lessons from Fatal Attraction." |
Let's all watch our Search Performance stats for the repeated query "I won't be ignored, Dan."
Something similar happened to me. For luck, it was only ink, not an AdSense account.
My first wife left me 1993.
I just started at this time an ink refill business.
I refilled hp, Epson and Canon ink catridges.
Suddenly angry customers called me. The refilled 60ml Canon catridges leaked.
Imagine how nice an office looks, when 10 refilled catridges loose half the ink. Best stored in the highes cupboard available.
There had been holes in the rubber membran.
I drove to my worker, who refilled the catridges.
The problem was immediately spoted.
The syringe to inject the ink was blunt.
A normal syringe has a very sharp apex,
but this syringe was total blunt creating big holes in the rubber membrans of the Canon catridges.
I cried on my worker "Are You mad to work with such a blunt syringe".
He answered, that the new friend of my ex-wife has visited him, and he has given him several instructions to improve work, for example to cut the syringe blunt.
I fired him on the spot, but the demage was to loose several customers with Canon ink printers.
she loved to travel and write about many countries in the world, all sites were tourism websites, so i still have tons of content, but no income (i am from europe)
This reminds me of a Seinfeld episode where Elaine dated a guy who was awful at break ups.
heard from Google yet?
Sounds like you should put a the nasty free smiley CPM ads on the pages she knows about. She can click all she wants and maybe even get some spyware... :)
Then apply for YPN when it's availible for europe and put it on the pages she doesn't know about. Do some research on her IP's, maybe use geolocation to avoid showing ads to your country.
And thanks for the lesson... I was considering showing someone one of my sites. Not going to happen.. :)
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