The company generates instant headlines whenever it rolls out a new product, and it is working on dozens in its famed labs. But none have come close to matching its first success, and many seem to have fallen short--or at least fallen into limbo. We've taken a look at several of its rollouts and handed out grades. Our verdict: The Google guys are passing--but just barely.
"GOOG is like a girlfriend you meet at 85 lbs and decide to marry at 100 lbs because she's SO HOT. But at 365 even though she's shed 100 lbs, all the appeal is gone and you finally realize you have to dump her."
I think this sums it up pretty well in a funny way.