Tired of having all those pesky surfers snooping around your site and using up your valuable bandwith? Here's JK321's SureFire Way to Stop IT! 1.) When you first design your site, make the initial mistake of using some upper case file names for a few files.
2.) Submit to all SE's and wait a year to gain excellent rankings in the big ones like AV (#1), Google (#3), GO (#6)...etc...
3.) AFTER you're well ranked, decide that you're smart enough to fix your initial upper case file name mistake on your own. Then DO IT!
4.) (This one is very important!) Without consulting anyone on this forum first to see if maybe, just maybe you're not the only dork in the world that had this problem, make a few random changes to your htaccess file (as if you REALLY knew what you were doing), blindly hoping that, in case any spiders DO show up by accident, they will see that your intentions are totally honorable. (To re-direct from the no-longer available upper case files to the new lower case files)
5.) (Now this step requires some luck) The very next day, be spidered by AV, Google, and DirectHit.
And then, in no time at all, YOU TO can have lower server activity...MUCH lower! Your problems with snooping surfers will be solved! They'll all stop coming around because you no-longer exist in the SE's! Strike Three, - you're outta there, hose-nose! You're history...in the archives...the deep-six...
(Latest update: AV #1 --> #61)
JK (slowly tying a string to the trigger of his .12 gauge) 321
