Msg#: 4538838 posted 4:57 am on Jan 24, 2013 (gmt 0)
I swear there was something like this near the beginning of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. And in at least one of Terry Pratchett's books. And...
Oh, wait. Those were fiction. This is real life. And I think I've just violated the rules by quoting them without permission.