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Posts on craiglist and freelance websites
..... absurd requests
Habtom

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Msg#: 4414601 posted 4:19 am on Feb 6, 2012 (gmt 0)

I somehow ended up going through some freelance job posts on freelance websites and some craiglist posts, and I came across some completely absurd ones - and what is more absurd is you find lots of people bidding for them.

  • Someone offering $10/hour to help him make exact replica of Google.com (not HTML layout, but Google itself)
  • One other offering $200 for someone to create him/her a website that should earn him/her $20 a day and would only pay after 30 days have passed - to guarantee the AdSense earnings.

    Wouldn't the developer of the website just take the money he was guaranteeing the client would make from AdSense?

    The comic side of many of the posts exceeds their seriousness.

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    graeme_p

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    Msg#: 4414601 posted 5:22 pm on Feb 6, 2012 (gmt 0)

    I could do an exact replica of Google. Easy. Scrape Google SERPS in real time.

    rocknbil

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    Msg#: 4414601 posted 5:39 pm on Feb 6, 2012 (gmt 0)

    Are you just getting into freelancing or just sniffing around? Trust me, those are the more reasonable ones. :-)

    I think writers have it worst. "Anyone can write" - but that's about the worst slap in the face a professional writer can read. Some of these people are getting entire books written for them with their name.

    Some of the lines from my freelancing days, that warranted an immediate close of the tab without looking back (lest I go postal . . . )

    "This should be an easy job for someone who knows what they're doing."

    "I figure this should be a one hour job, so bid accordingly."

    "I don't have the time to email back and forth, so if you don't understand my <cryptic> request, don't bother submitting a proposal." (And I have a crystal ball, so it's kismet, a match made in heaven!)

    There are pages and pages of RFP's for "a web 2.0 site with social networking integration, ecommerce integrated with SalesForce . . . using PAYPAL." <LOL> Budget: Less than $500.

    "I need someone to SEO my third-party hosted ecommerce site. Won't pay until I am number one on the search engines." (For what f***n keywords or phrases? (Oh you can't get rid of query strings or control rewrites? Niiiiiice . . . but I'll take it for your $50 budget!)

    In fact, you're lucky to find anything worthy of coding that doesn't have "budget: less than $500."

    The RFP's are filled with buzzwords that the prospective "buyer" doesn't even understand. All they know is they want it.

    Web 2.0
    SEO (I'll take a bucketload please, as much SEO as I can get for $50)
    HTML 5 technology. I've no clue why it's "better," just that it is.
    Integration (All I know is it's all automatic and it should be easy to do for someone who knows what they're doing.)
    Automatic CRM <LOL>

    I better stop. It's a brutal world, freelancing. I submit for your approval, the best piece ever created on the topic, it's a few years old but still perfect:

    The Client/Vendor Relationship in the Real World [youtube.com]

    Habtom

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    Msg#: 4414601 posted 7:18 pm on Feb 6, 2012 (gmt 0)

    I better stop. It's a brutal world, freelancing. I submit for your approval, the best piece ever created on the topic, it's a few years old but still perfect:

    The Client/Vendor Relationship in the Real World [youtube.com]

    Haha, you made my day.

    I can at least relate to two of the cases in the video.

    Marshall

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    Msg#: 4414601 posted 7:18 pm on Feb 6, 2012 (gmt 0)

    Great video. :)

    My favorites are the "non-profit organizations" who contact me. They have more excuses for not being able to pay full price than anyone I ever heard.

    Marshall

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