Oh, you know. "I am firm. You are stubborn. He is a pig-headed so-and-so."
I am thinking that there must exist Internet equivalents. Like:
I believe in following authoritative sources. You prefer to use secondary material. He is a scraper.
I like to maintain a conservative, traditional look. Your site's a bit retro, isn't it? His site looks like it hasn't been touched since 1997.
There's got to be an authoritative list out there somewhere, possibly alongside the list of Top 50 DOS Error Messages and the instructions for changing mouse balls. We don't have to make up the whole thing all over again do we?