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Old folks (like most of us...)
| 12:20 am on Nov 6, 2011 (gmt 0)|
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day, Roberta (my wife) and I went into town and visited a shop.
When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
We went up to him and I said, 'Come on, man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?'
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him an "a**hole." He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.
So Roberta called him a "sh*t head." He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing more tickets.
This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home.
We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired.
It's important at our age.
| 1:18 am on Nov 6, 2011 (gmt 0)|
Heard a slightly different version of that, but its all LOL!
Guy went into a doctor "Doc, my hearing is so bad I can barely hear myself fart!"
Doc said "Here's some pills, take these and they'll help"
Guy "The pills will improve my hearing?"
Doc "No, they'll make you fart louder"
| 12:45 pm on Nov 6, 2011 (gmt 0)|
Two older women sit together and talk.
The one woman says: Lately I have a lot of slips of the tongue. For example I wanted to say: I want to drink wine. Instead I said: I want to wrink drine.
The other says. Same thing is happening to me. This morning at breakfast I wanted to say to my husband: "Please pass me the butter." Instead I said: "You old #*$!, you have ruined my whole life."
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