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You Know You're Getting Old When . . .

 12:28 pm on Jul 24, 2011 (gmt 0)

. . . you lean against something while putting your pants on just to make sure you don't topple over.



 3:14 pm on Aug 14, 2011 (gmt 0)


...You make noises when you sit down or stand up. (comic John Kiester)

...You see wrinkles you never used to have, after you don glasses you never used to need.

...You realize it's been decades since your last crush.

...You think about one-level living when looking at new houses.

...That hot looking (guy|gal) on TV is young enough to be your (son|daughter).

...Once ancient-looking actors in old movies were younger then than you are now.

...They mention historic milestones and you remember where you were when they happened.

...That vintage or "reallllly @LD" item on eBay is younger than you are. A lot.


 8:20 pm on Aug 14, 2011 (gmt 0)

When you go to a garage sale and see an item labeled 'an antique' that first came out when you were a teenager.


 9:11 pm on Aug 14, 2011 (gmt 0)

When the life expectancy tables have me checking out in 2025.


 10:38 pm on Aug 14, 2011 (gmt 0)


... all your heros start dying off
... you read that an old schoool friend is now slightly famous and they quote his age and you don't believe the age
... you have to calculate how old you are

and sadly
as my grandmother use to say ... the Christmas card list gets shorter every year

too depressing - live life as every day is your last... love, laugh, enjoy...

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