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You Know You're Getting Old When . . .
lawman




msg:4343244
 12:28 pm on Jul 24, 2011 (gmt 0)

. . . you lean against something while putting your pants on just to make sure you don't topple over.

 

tangor




msg:4343760
 10:56 pm on Jul 25, 2011 (gmt 0)

...when your kiddie education actually includes more than a single chapter of a history of World War II...

vivalasvegas




msg:4343771
 11:28 pm on Jul 25, 2011 (gmt 0)

..when you no longer feel like getting a nicer car
..when you say HI to an attractive girl and she replies with a formal Hello Sir

lucy24




msg:4343785
 1:09 am on Jul 26, 2011 (gmt 0)

You start getting AARP advertisements in the mail. (Luckily, it was actually addressed to the previous owner, but it still made me feel old!)

Ooh, hearken to the young squirt. They start hitting you with those when you turn 50. And if you are in a position to retire at fifty, you probably have something more interesting to do than read AARP literature.

bwnbwn




msg:4343786
 1:10 am on Jul 26, 2011 (gmt 0)

when you post in this thread.

thecoalman




msg:4343978
 10:12 am on Jul 26, 2011 (gmt 0)

When the police look like they are just kids.


I was pulled over for speeding last year, I didn't have my license on me. I guess he must of looked my info up and asked when was the last time I got a ticket.... I was going to say something about his age because it was twenty years since the last one and he couldn't have been much older. Considering the amount of driving and the way I drive on the highway which is typically really fast it was a pretty long run. I'd imagine he was probably telling his other 20 something buddies he got a guy no tickets for 20 years.

SevenCubed




msg:4344067
 2:53 pm on Jul 26, 2011 (gmt 0)

...when you keep asking people to please turn down the loud music :)

C7Mike




msg:4344098
 3:35 pm on Jul 26, 2011 (gmt 0)

...when you have a pair of reading glasses in about five places around the house.

HuskyPup




msg:4344101
 3:41 pm on Jul 26, 2011 (gmt 0)

When it doesn't matter that a car does 0-60 mph in 5 seconds with a top speed of 167.8 mph...that comfort is better, the boot/trunk is big enough to get all the grand kids stuff in and with a bit of luck it may do 60 mpg...and it costs $300 a year to insure fully comp.

When global business travel is the biggest PITA and all hotels seem incredibly expensive.

When someone asks me how much beer was when I was young and I reply 1/- and they respond with what the heck is a Shilling?

rocknbil




msg:4344127
 4:23 pm on Jul 26, 2011 (gmt 0)

...posts from your own experiences.


As a matter of fact . . .

When "getting lucky" means that what you go to the store for is actually in stock.

Last night daughter and I went to Target for something, made the mistake of saying "maybe I'll get lucky" (meaning, the widget we were looking for is in stock at the store.) "Ha. Dad's trying to get lucky at Target, what a Luuuuuzer . . . ."

Lapizuli




msg:4344132
 4:31 pm on Jul 26, 2011 (gmt 0)

When at least 50% of your conversation with your peers focuses on health issues.

BeeDeeDubbleU




msg:4344142
 4:57 pm on Jul 26, 2011 (gmt 0)

When you think that it would be great to be able to buy a beer for less than you earned on your first week's salary!

(Mine was £2.8/-)

piatkow




msg:4344262
 9:57 pm on Jul 26, 2011 (gmt 0)


When you think that it would be great to be able to buy a beer for less than you earned on your first week's salary!

I'm not that old but a pint is now a little more than my first days pay in full time work.

sleepy_eye




msg:4344675
 8:15 pm on Jul 27, 2011 (gmt 0)

When you no longer look forward to your favorite band releasing a new cd because you think all new music is crap

johnhh




msg:4345257
 10:49 pm on Jul 28, 2011 (gmt 0)

Punch cards with Fortran.
and the response from the computer center is "error line 1"

However - punched cards were very useful for smoking .. something illegal...

My take - you are old wwhen you can't pee straight and your first job earnt you shillings not pounds per hour

piatkow




msg:4345340
 6:29 am on Jul 29, 2011 (gmt 0)


When someone asks me how much beer was when I was young and I reply 1/- and they respond with what the heck is a Shilling?

And you feel smug when you read a post like that - the first pint that I bought was 1/10

BeeDeeDubbleU




msg:4345356
 7:54 am on Jul 29, 2011 (gmt 0)

your first job earnt you shillings not pounds per hour

My first job didn't even earn me shillings. At £2.8s.4d. for a 42 hour week I was on just about one and tuppence an hour. :)

--- Cue Hovis Music ---

jecasc




msg:4345410
 11:54 am on Jul 29, 2011 (gmt 0)

You know you're getting old when you start participating in "You Know You're Getting Old . . ." threads. Or even worse - started the thread yourself.

And you know you are getting old, when you participate in the thread and only realize five minutes later that at least three other people wrote the same as you before.

HuskyPup




msg:4345432
 1:39 pm on Jul 29, 2011 (gmt 0)

When you read a significant figure:

the first pint that I bought was 1/10


And can categorically state that was the price of a pint when decimilisation was introduced and the beer went to 10p (2/-) and overall caused massive overnight inflation in the UK!

rocknbil




msg:4345489
 4:10 pm on Jul 29, 2011 (gmt 0)

Old man on a park bench, crying his eyes out. A guy comes along and asks what's wrong and if he can help.

"Well," he sobbed, I got married last week."

"Oh that sounds great, what,is it not working out?"

"No . . . it's fine. She's 25. She wakes up and makes me breakfast, then we have sex. Lunchtime, more sex. Five course dinner, then sex until the wee hours of the morning."

"You sound like one lucky man! I don't understand what the problem is!"

"I can't remember where I live."

BeeDeeDubbleU




msg:4345491
 4:25 pm on Jul 29, 2011 (gmt 0)

When you are young guy you often forget to pull your zip up. When older, you forget to pull it down.
:)

rbarker




msg:4345528
 6:10 pm on Jul 29, 2011 (gmt 0)

...When you have to brush your eyebrows and you're a guy.

...When you get discount cremation ads in the mail.

...When your first cell phone was a CB radio.

SevenCubed




msg:4345535
 6:30 pm on Jul 29, 2011 (gmt 0)

I like rocknbil's ability to keep things real...keeps us balanced :)

rocker




msg:4345860
 11:48 pm on Jul 30, 2011 (gmt 0)

You Know You're Getting Old When . . .


....you drive a long distance with your turn signal on.

tangor




msg:4345866
 12:18 am on Jul 31, 2011 (gmt 0)

...when you can't remember what this thread is about...

ken_b




msg:4345874
 12:39 am on Jul 31, 2011 (gmt 0)

When you buy a convertible because it's easier to get your walker in the back seat when you can put the top down.

lucy24




msg:4346102
 7:34 am on Aug 1, 2011 (gmt 0)

How could I forget :o

When the lines on your screen
Are not quite what they seem
That's a moiré

lucy24




msg:4351022
 1:25 am on Aug 13, 2011 (gmt 0)

Well, never mind that. You know you're getting old when you get junk mail from the local funeral home.

This is really true.

:: sobbing hysterically ::

SevenCubed




msg:4351027
 1:45 am on Aug 13, 2011 (gmt 0)

When the lines on your screen
Are not quite what they seem
That's a moiré


lol I like that, I hadn't seen this thread probably since I last posted. It's like a big piza pi.

SevenCubed




msg:4351040
 3:00 am on Aug 13, 2011 (gmt 0)

By the way that double entendre to the old CRT reference wasn't lost on me either :)

Well I'm outta here for a week in a few minutes, just finished cooking about 3 days worth of stir fried veggie food in between refreshing the screens here. Heading outta for R&R and maybe rescue a few grasshoppers from trout. Have a good week folks, if the sharks don't get me I'll be baaaaack...

smallcompany




msg:4351277
 10:49 pm on Aug 13, 2011 (gmt 0)

... when you're not sure if you just arrived or you're going away ...

Pfui




msg:4351394
 3:14 pm on Aug 14, 2011 (gmt 0)

When...

...You make noises when you sit down or stand up. (comic John Kiester)

...You see wrinkles you never used to have, after you don glasses you never used to need.

...You realize it's been decades since your last crush.

...You think about one-level living when looking at new houses.

...That hot looking (guy|gal) on TV is young enough to be your (son|daughter).

...Once ancient-looking actors in old movies were younger then than you are now.

...They mention historic milestones and you remember where you were when they happened.

...That vintage or "reallllly @LD" item on eBay is younger than you are. A lot.

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