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wearing sun glasses at work
LifeinAsia




msg:4203362
 5:38 pm on Sep 17, 2010 (gmt 0)

So, as I was leaving home to bicycle to work today, I somehow managed to NOT put my regular glasses in my back pocket when I put my sun glasses on. Which, of course, I didn't realize until I got to work. So now I'm sitting at my desk wearing my sun glasses...

Admitting that I am old and forgot my glasses just sounds too cliche. So in answer to the inevitable questions, other responses I've come up with so far:
A) I don't want everyone to know I'm stoned, man!
B) I don't want people to see my black eye and infer I'm a victim of spouse abuse.
C) SHHH! Don't talk to me! I'm trying to hide from "them."

Other suggestions?

 

J_RaD




msg:4203373
 5:48 pm on Sep 17, 2010 (gmt 0)

haahaahaha

D)bad hangover these lights are killing me!

Rugles




msg:4203387
 6:02 pm on Sep 17, 2010 (gmt 0)

E) easier to leer at the women in the office

john_k




msg:4203447
 7:21 pm on Sep 17, 2010 (gmt 0)

F) Whenever I have a cold I sometimes lose control of my gamma-ray vision. I don't want to kill anyone by accident.

And no matter what you tell people today, on Monday you should wear your sunglasses over your regular glasses. Then, while making some important point, take off the sunglasses like Robert Stack in the movie "Airplane!".

john_k




msg:4203448
 7:23 pm on Sep 17, 2010 (gmt 0)

G) Sunglasses? What are you talking about?

jecasc




msg:4203454
 7:33 pm on Sep 17, 2010 (gmt 0)

H) Today I finally got my new tanning monitor.

commanderW




msg:4203929
 6:34 pm on Sep 19, 2010 (gmt 0)

I ) I'm working on a top secret project and I'm not allowed to see what I'm doing.

brotherhood of LAN




msg:4203950
 8:03 pm on Sep 19, 2010 (gmt 0)

J) I couldn't find the brightness setting for the monitor

rocker




msg:4203981
 10:17 pm on Sep 19, 2010 (gmt 0)

K) They are my new x-ray vision sunglasses and I wanted to try them out at work.

weeks




msg:4203984
 10:42 pm on Sep 19, 2010 (gmt 0)

L) I'm trying to be more hip. Is it working?

LifeinAsia




msg:4204260
 3:28 pm on Sep 20, 2010 (gmt 0)

A co-worker asked me, "So the future's too bright for you, huh?" With a bit of modification, I decided I liked that best.

cmendla




msg:4206813
 1:58 pm on Sep 25, 2010 (gmt 0)

Sunglasses worked well for Southside Johnny

Old_Honky




msg:4207119
 3:56 pm on Sep 26, 2010 (gmt 0)

In your desk drawer at work keep a white baseball cap with the words "Captain Cool" in big letters on the front. Whenever you wear your shades by mistake wear the cap.

Hoople




msg:4207271
 1:22 am on Sep 27, 2010 (gmt 0)

"I just got a gig with ZZ-Top....part of the look man!"

tangor




msg:4207276
 1:43 am on Sep 27, 2010 (gmt 0)

I'm from the Gubermint and I'm here to help you....

pageoneresults




msg:4207287
 2:40 am on Sep 27, 2010 (gmt 0)

I'm listening to the song "Sunglasses at Night".

Are they mirrored? :)

autumn1975




msg:4207297
 3:17 am on Sep 27, 2010 (gmt 0)

I also want to have a job to bring in neither damage eyes and does not interfere with the work of the eyes

enigma1




msg:4207569
 4:24 pm on Sep 27, 2010 (gmt 0)

- initial effect of a vampire encounter
- an advanced prototype of pre-matrix
- designer sunglasses exhibition just around the corner, get yours free
- its 3d sunglasses to test my latest webgl plugin.

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