Don't follow me I'm lost
Visualize Whirled Peas
God is Coming and is She Pissed
Honk if you are Elvis
People who think they know it all really annoy those of us who do
I love animals They're delicious
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most
Jesus loves you! Everybody else thinks you're a jerk
Time is what keeps everything from happening at once
Gravity - It's not just a good idea. It's the law
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs
What if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?
Your village called. They are looking for their idiot
If at first you don't succeed, screw it
LOL . . I have seen at least TWO of the above in the last week. More memorable fodder,
Keep honking, I'm reloading.
A woman says "I do," that's the last thing she ever does.
Yes I do own the whole damn road.
I may be going slow, but I'm in front of you.
If you can read this, you're too close.
If you can read this, bite me.
How's my driving? Dial 1-800-EAT-****
My other car is a Mercedes.
My other car is a bike.
Baby on board. (ugh)
WARNING: Armed with Winnebago seeking missles.
And let's go WAAAAAAY back . . . .
Who in the hell is J.R.?
Brownie points for the fogies that can remember that one . . . .
Driver Carries No Cash (he's married)
Back off, or I'll flip a booger on your windshield.
Unless you're a hemorriod, get off my ass.
I brake for tail gaters.
Blinkers are not optional equipment.
60's flash back: Gas, Cash, or A*s - nobody rides for free.
Who could forget this timeless classic:
Where's the Beef?
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it
Inner Child in Trunk
LOL.. love it!
|Welcome to Colorado - Now Go Home |
A variation I saw often in Texas back in the 80's:
"Welcome to Texas - Now get the f*** out"
And they were dead serious.
|60's flash back: Gas, Cash, or A*s - nobody rides for free. |
I remember a different version of this one. The middle word was not "cash".
Yeah, Brett's is actually the **70's** version. :-)
>The middle word was not "cash".
depends on if you were east coast or west coast ;-)
Which reminds me . . . seen in Hollywood circa 1972 . . . . .
"My other car is a straw"
Idiots of the world ignite!
Friends don't let friends eat farmed fish.
For every animal you don't eat, I'll eat two.