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do home invasions?

 6:03 am on May 18, 2010 (gmt 0)

Been there, done that, last night. Have a bloody knot on my forehead (and he has severely bruised nether parts twice over). The web is fun. Web cool. Until you have a head banged and icky stuf running down your forehead. And, oddly enough, a web guy looking for you.

Have fun!



 12:50 pm on May 18, 2010 (gmt 0)

Get a big dog tangor.


 1:01 pm on May 18, 2010 (gmt 0)

Forget the dog. Keep a loaded pump action shotgun within easy reach and remember to lock your doors.

What kind of home invaders pop a guy in the equipment multiple times over?


 5:27 pm on May 18, 2010 (gmt 0)

I hope you're ok!


 5:50 pm on May 18, 2010 (gmt 0)

I think the home invader had his equipment popped multiple times. Way to go tangor.


 6:40 pm on May 18, 2010 (gmt 0)

I'm too old for this. Survived, but really sore today. Bad headache. Worse, left thumb doesn't want to play nice (guitar player and that really ticks me off). Only "fun" thing today is he got caught going for medical treatment. Appears I hurt him more than he hurt me. I was going for his knees, his privates got in the way...

I do have a pump shotgun (.12 1943 Stevens), just isn't at the front door...


 7:29 pm on May 18, 2010 (gmt 0)

Thanks for the clarification lawman. I was thinking what an odd incident! I need to get my eyes checked.


 11:42 pm on May 18, 2010 (gmt 0)

I was going for his knees, his privates got in the way...

Atta boy. I still say get a dog. A burglar would have to be be plumb friggin' stupid to come in my yard when he hears the growling on the other side of the fence.

Keeps me from having to shoot someone.


 11:59 pm on May 18, 2010 (gmt 0)

I prefer shooting. Just didn't have it that close to hand. Today I'm meaner than a junk yard dog, particularly since his laywer called to sue me for his injuries.


 1:19 am on May 19, 2010 (gmt 0)

Haha, damn lawyers. :)


 1:35 am on May 19, 2010 (gmt 0)

Smile sideways, lawman, I really am ticked big time. Not smiling at the moment.


 2:41 am on May 19, 2010 (gmt 0)

Cooled off a bit. (finally) Thanks for interest, kiddies. Looks like long slog through legal here on out. Me wins (obvious) but thanks to jurisprudence will take a few years to get 'er done. My counter-suit will be regarding loss of George and Fred... a pair of hair follicles upper right cranium. Very dear friends, two of the last thirteen on my pate. Did have a bit of fun in ID. He spat toward me. Hello! Makes my id that much more accurate.

And his pusillanimous family now who and where I am. .12 upgraded to solid shot x6. We do live in interesting times.

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