weeks
msg:4114281 | 12:35 pm on Apr 12, 2010 (gmt 0) |
Isn't that a blessing of sorts, not a curse?
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LifeinAsia
msg:4114398 | 3:49 pm on Apr 12, 2010 (gmt 0) |
My favorites:
May you live in interesting times.
May you get exactly what you wished for.
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rocknbil
msg:4114642 | 11:08 pm on Apr 12, 2010 (gmt 0) |
. . . you, and everyone who **looks** like you.
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blend27
msg:4114713 | 1:17 am on Apr 13, 2010 (gmt 0) |
May the EXTRA DOT be found in you enemy`s COBOL Source code in the wrong spot on Sunday.
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WesleyC
msg:4114723 | 1:31 am on Apr 13, 2010 (gmt 0) |
Your compiler's so fat, it makes the Hindenburg look like a microbe.
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MatthewHSE
msg:4115173 | 4:27 pm on Apr 13, 2010 (gmt 0) |
There's the ever-popular parent line:
"I hope you have a child just like you when you grow up!"
Never said to me - although I'm sure it was thought on occasion!
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MatthewHSE
msg:4115182 | 4:46 pm on Apr 13, 2010 (gmt 0) |
A few more humorous tries:
"May your clients' ideas be precise and their descriptions hazy.
"May your bicycle pitch you forth to land your ribs on frozen mud."
"May the pollen of 1,000 ragweeds lodge in your nostrils."
"May your hard-drive seize and your backups be corrupt."
"May your in-laws be many and vocal."
"May an old egg and a fresh skunk be your constant companions."
"May your nights be short and your dreams be of code."
"May you never lack a boss and a deadline."
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rocknbil
msg:4115316 | 7:19 pm on Apr 13, 2010 (gmt 0) |
"You're an inspiration for birth control." -DukeNukem
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bhonda
msg:4115600 | 8:57 am on Apr 14, 2010 (gmt 0) |
| "May your in-laws be many and vocal." |
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Yes. Brilliant.
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tangor
msg:4115611 | 9:42 am on Apr 14, 2010 (gmt 0) |
If at first you don't succeed, just be Cuil.
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Poppy122
msg:4117668 | 1:55 pm on Apr 18, 2010 (gmt 0) |
May you become famous when they name a disease after you.
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Essex_boy
msg:4118249 | 5:42 pm on Apr 19, 2010 (gmt 0) |
I hope you have a child like Essexboy....
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tangor
msg:4118393 | 8:42 pm on Apr 19, 2010 (gmt 0) |
May your website become MFA and get a dozen DMCAs!
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tonynoriega
msg:4118445 | 10:01 pm on Apr 19, 2010 (gmt 0) |
May your fingers be too fat to type code.
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Edwin
msg:4118523 | 2:15 am on Apr 20, 2010 (gmt 0) |
May you not live to regret it.
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Anyango
msg:4119463 | 4:06 pm on Apr 21, 2010 (gmt 0) |
May Every Murphy Law Apply On You :)
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wyweb
msg:4119507 | 5:11 pm on Apr 21, 2010 (gmt 0) |
I was always a big fan of a simple, "yo mama."
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Matthew1980
msg:4120299 | 8:52 pm on Apr 22, 2010 (gmt 0) |
I heard this the other day, from a father to his 14 year old son:-
"Do that again, and I'll go back to dial-up"
The lads expression was priceless >:{
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C7Mike
msg:4122326 | 5:45 pm on Apr 26, 2010 (gmt 0) |
May your son marry his anime pillow.
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