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tangor

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Msg#: 4114036 posted 11:03 pm on Apr 11, 2010 (gmt 0)

May the fleas of 1,000 camels infest the crotch of your enemy, and his arms be too short to scratch.

 

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Msg#: 4114036 posted 12:35 pm on Apr 12, 2010 (gmt 0)

Isn't that a blessing of sorts, not a curse?

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Msg#: 4114036 posted 3:49 pm on Apr 12, 2010 (gmt 0)

My favorites:
May you live in interesting times.
May you get exactly what you wished for.

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Msg#: 4114036 posted 11:08 pm on Apr 12, 2010 (gmt 0)

. . . you, and everyone who **looks** like you.

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Msg#: 4114036 posted 1:17 am on Apr 13, 2010 (gmt 0)

May the EXTRA DOT be found in you enemy`s COBOL Source code in the wrong spot on Sunday.

WesleyC

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Msg#: 4114036 posted 1:31 am on Apr 13, 2010 (gmt 0)

Your compiler's so fat, it makes the Hindenburg look like a microbe.

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Msg#: 4114036 posted 4:27 pm on Apr 13, 2010 (gmt 0)

There's the ever-popular parent line:

"I hope you have a child just like you when you grow up!"

Never said to me - although I'm sure it was thought on occasion!

MatthewHSE

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Msg#: 4114036 posted 4:46 pm on Apr 13, 2010 (gmt 0)

A few more humorous tries:

"May your clients' ideas be precise and their descriptions hazy.
"May your bicycle pitch you forth to land your ribs on frozen mud."
"May the pollen of 1,000 ragweeds lodge in your nostrils."
"May your hard-drive seize and your backups be corrupt."
"May your in-laws be many and vocal."
"May an old egg and a fresh skunk be your constant companions."
"May your nights be short and your dreams be of code."
"May you never lack a boss and a deadline."

rocknbil

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Msg#: 4114036 posted 7:19 pm on Apr 13, 2010 (gmt 0)

"You're an inspiration for birth control." -DukeNukem

bhonda

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Msg#: 4114036 posted 8:57 am on Apr 14, 2010 (gmt 0)

"May your in-laws be many and vocal."


Yes. Brilliant.

tangor

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Msg#: 4114036 posted 9:42 am on Apr 14, 2010 (gmt 0)

If at first you don't succeed, just be Cuil.

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Msg#: 4114036 posted 1:55 pm on Apr 18, 2010 (gmt 0)

May you become famous when they name a disease after you.

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Msg#: 4114036 posted 5:42 pm on Apr 19, 2010 (gmt 0)

I hope you have a child like Essexboy....

tangor

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Msg#: 4114036 posted 8:42 pm on Apr 19, 2010 (gmt 0)

May your website become MFA and get a dozen DMCAs!

tonynoriega

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Msg#: 4114036 posted 10:01 pm on Apr 19, 2010 (gmt 0)

May your fingers be too fat to type code.

Edwin

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Msg#: 4114036 posted 2:15 am on Apr 20, 2010 (gmt 0)

May you not live to regret it.

Anyango

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Msg#: 4114036 posted 4:06 pm on Apr 21, 2010 (gmt 0)

May Every Murphy Law Apply On You :)

wyweb



 
Msg#: 4114036 posted 5:11 pm on Apr 21, 2010 (gmt 0)

I was always a big fan of a simple, "yo mama."

Matthew1980

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Msg#: 4114036 posted 8:52 pm on Apr 22, 2010 (gmt 0)

I heard this the other day, from a father to his 14 year old son:-

"Do that again, and I'll go back to dial-up"

The lads expression was priceless >:{

C7Mike

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Msg#: 4114036 posted 5:45 pm on Apr 26, 2010 (gmt 0)

May your son marry his anime pillow.

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