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Man Arrested for DUI and Aggressive Flatulence
Marcia




msg:3751685
 5:14 am on Sep 25, 2008 (gmt 0)

Accused of passing gas, man charged with battery [ca.news.yahoo.com]

A West Virginia man who police said passed gas and fanned it toward a patrolman has been charged with battery on a police officer.

 

willybfriendly




msg:3751694
 5:36 am on Sep 25, 2008 (gmt 0)

What a gas, er... I mean that's kind of cheesey, uh... no, that didn't quite come out right...dang, no matter how I cut it.... OK, I give up....

Oh well, I am reminded of a saying in certain Scandanavian countries - "Every man loves the smell of his own farts." (I suspect that came out of a sauna though.)

tyronet2000




msg:3751738
 7:58 am on Sep 25, 2008 (gmt 0)

There are those who smell their own farts under the blanket and liars who don't

Old_Honky




msg:3751791
 10:04 am on Sep 25, 2008 (gmt 0)

We may all appreciate our own productions, although on occasions I have almost made myself sick, but I have yet to find anyone who enjoys another person's gaseous emissions. It does however seem to be a great source of humour for most people - someone farts and everybody laughs! Why is it funny?

Marcia




msg:3751802
 10:21 am on Sep 25, 2008 (gmt 0)

Two things crossed my mind. Imagine the news reports, both in print and on TV, if a grand jury met to decide if there was enough evidence to indict him. And how Could 12 of his peers sit through it with straight faces if there were a jury trial.

roscoepico




msg:3751878
 1:08 pm on Sep 25, 2008 (gmt 0)

What about evidence? Did the officer save a sample? Might DNA exonerate this fellow? As Johnny Cochran(RIP) once said, "If it doesn't smell like sh*t, you must acquit!"

Old_Honky




msg:3752019
 3:55 pm on Sep 25, 2008 (gmt 0)

What about evidence? Did the officer save a sample?
You've highlighted the need for a piece of new technology based on the breath test apparatus. "Excuse me sir would you mind breaking wind into this bag please?"
LifeinAsia




msg:3752054
 4:47 pm on Sep 25, 2008 (gmt 0)

You've highlighted the need for a piece of new technology based on the breath test apparatus. "Excuse me sir would you mind breaking wind into this bag please?"

So what if the person has already, um, shot his load and is unable to provide a sample for evidence? We need Lawman to weigh in on this.

I think the whole thing is just a farts. I mean farce.

Old_Honky




msg:3752057
 4:51 pm on Sep 25, 2008 (gmt 0)

unable to provide a sample for evidence

Of course, then instead of a compulsory blood test they would be strapped to a commode until a sample was obtained.

rocknbil




msg:3752224
 10:02 pm on Sep 25, 2008 (gmt 0)

"Every man loves the smell of his own farts."

I think this was Freud, "Every man relishes the scent of his own farts." No surprise there.

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