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Why i Hate Cats
FlexAjaxSEO




msg:3525441
 10:26 pm on Dec 11, 2007 (gmt 0)

Why I hate cats.

Cats do the Ilogical thing of wagging their tales when they are angry, about to attack or just claiming their turf.

Second reason: some idiotic cat scratched my dog over the summer.

Add your reasons:

 

FlexAjaxSEO




msg:3525455
 10:44 pm on Dec 11, 2007 (gmt 0)

(another reason) They make dogs who will lick themselves once in a while look "unclean" as they, the cat race lick themselves all day and night.

King_Fisher




msg:3525456
 10:44 pm on Dec 11, 2007 (gmt 0)

You must have a wuss for a dog. My dog terrorizes cats for blocks around!...KF

FlexAjaxSEO




msg:3525458
 10:47 pm on Dec 11, 2007 (gmt 0)

My dog is not made to attack animals as yours ....

Dabrowski




msg:3525459
 10:49 pm on Dec 11, 2007 (gmt 0)

One of my cats sits perfectly calmly on top of the fence between my neighbours and our gardens.

Their dog spends the afternoon going ballistic at her.

draggar




msg:3525473
 11:00 pm on Dec 11, 2007 (gmt 0)

My cats terrorize the dogs! :)

(And no, the dogs aren't wimps)

wyweb




msg:3525484
 11:12 pm on Dec 11, 2007 (gmt 0)

They can't catch frisbees. Or won't. Same difference.

FlexAjaxSEO




msg:3525486
 11:15 pm on Dec 11, 2007 (gmt 0)

Cats will show up all cute at dinner time. Dogs are not fake like this.

Dabrowski




msg:3525489
 11:17 pm on Dec 11, 2007 (gmt 0)

No, "DOGS" backwards is "SGOD". Which is apparently a group of citizens of Conneticut concerned about overdevelopment.
[sgod.org...]

Dabrowski




msg:3525491
 11:20 pm on Dec 11, 2007 (gmt 0)

Cats will show up cute when they want something. Dogs do smelly farts. I know which one I'd rather have.

FlexAjaxSEO




msg:3525492
 11:20 pm on Dec 11, 2007 (gmt 0)

CATS are just TACS

FlexAjaxSEO




msg:3525493
 11:22 pm on Dec 11, 2007 (gmt 0)

Cats will piss in your kitchen sink dogs will not.

FlexAjaxSEO




msg:3525495
 11:25 pm on Dec 11, 2007 (gmt 0)

Kim Jong Il looks like a cat. Anyone knows how crazy he is.

FlexAjaxSEO




msg:3525516
 11:44 pm on Dec 11, 2007 (gmt 0)

Ever tried to teach a cat how to make a website? They pay no attention. Dogs pay more attention.

rocknbil




msg:3525614
 2:49 am on Dec 12, 2007 (gmt 0)

Cats bury their poo.

Dogs eat it.

Vet calls it kitty Almond Roca.

I love them both. Cats and dogs that is. Dogs because they're loyal, and cats because they're not.

ronin




msg:3525851
 1:22 pm on Dec 12, 2007 (gmt 0)

I don't dislike cats but on balance I love dogs more.

If you could hear cats and dogs talk, dogs would talk like Homer Simpson while cats would talk like Meryl Streep in "The Devil Wears Prada".

HelenDev




msg:3525893
 2:49 pm on Dec 12, 2007 (gmt 0)

I'm sure this one has been in the public domain for a while, but I still love it...

EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DIARY

Day number 180

8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 pm OH BOY! THE GARDEN! MY FAVORITE!
4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!

Day number 181

8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 pm OH BOY! THE GARDEN! MY FAVORITE!
4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!

Day number 182

8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 pm OH BOY! THE GARDEN! MY FAVORITE!
4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!

EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DIARY

DAY 752

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.

DAY 761

Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair...must try this on their bed.

DAY 765

Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was...Hmmm. Not working according to plan.

DAY 768

I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a liquid?! My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth.

DAY 771

There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer.." More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

DAY 774

I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured.

But I can wait, it is only a matter of time...

Essex_boy




msg:3526092
 6:53 pm on Dec 12, 2007 (gmt 0)

They always attack me.

Weird but true

chocorol




msg:3526133
 7:36 pm on Dec 12, 2007 (gmt 0)

It looks like this forum has a fixation with cats.

Old_Honky




msg:3526744
 2:09 pm on Dec 13, 2007 (gmt 0)

My mother hated cats because her mother hated cats (they were thought to be evil)so I was bought up to hate cats and did so for most of my life. Not aggressively - I just didn't like them. Then we inherited next door's cat after they moved and I was gradually converted. I still like dogs but cats have many advantages - the main one being that you don't have to get up after watching the late movie, get dressed up against the driving rain and drag their sorry carcass out for a walk so that they can perform their bodily functions. You just shove them out the door.

The other plus point is that they are far more intelligent than dogs. A dog will pathetically and enthusiastically express its love for you even if you ill treat it. You have to earn respect from a cat.

BTW Who said cat's don't fart? My cat Ben now sadly demised used to let out an SBD every so often that was so bad we had to open all the doors and windows for ages even in the height of winter. A vile stench like fermented rotten cabbage. Unfortunately he would sometimes do this when I was laid out asleep on the sofa and he was curled up asleep on my belly. I can think of few worse ways to be woken than retching and fighting for breath.

Badger, one of our two current cats has seen off many a dog and fox. She chases foxes from our land. She is an aggressive little beast (ex farm cat) and loves to play-fight with me but she keeps her claws sheathed and only bites very gently.

blend27




msg:3526812
 3:28 pm on Dec 13, 2007 (gmt 0)

I only hate her at about 6am, when this 18lb Beast jumps on the bed and seats right next to my dead and trying to wake me up to get some food on her plate.

Oh and when we or our neighbors start cooking shrimp and then she becomes this one scary tiger like creature, screaming 7-8 Meows in a row and running around the house knocking things down.

Other than that she is simply adorable.

Dabrowski




msg:3527130
 9:31 pm on Dec 13, 2007 (gmt 0)

Edit: Sorry for long post, been away for 2 days!

Cats will piss in your kitchen sink dogs will not

If you leave them in for longer than they can hold it. Dogs will piss on the carpet.

Which is easier to clean up?

Ever tried to teach a cat how to make a website? They pay no attention. Dogs pay more attention

Because dogs are dumb and will follow you blindly. If both paid attention, the cat would make the website. The dog would drool stupidly, whilst wondering if the cat had found some food that it didn't know about.

Dogs because they're loyal, and cats because they're not

Dogs aren't loyal they are dependant. Cats are loyal if they're given a good home. If they're not, they'll leave and be able to look after themselves until they find a better one.

HelenDev, that's quality! LMAO!

get dressed up against the driving rain and drag their sorry carcass out for a walk so that they can perform their bodily functions. You just shove them out the door

Hear, hear!

they are far more intelligent than dogs.

Yeah, but my cat chases his tail in the morning while he's waiting for his breakfast. He'll grab it and sit down. Because of the smooth laminate floor, he normally ends up spinning around on his ass a couple of times! I think he might be an exception to this rule.

You have to earn respect from a cat

I find this more with female cats. I feel very honoured when my girl cat Abby comes to sit with me.

BTW Who said cat's don't fart

LOLOL! I can't think of a time when my cats have actually let one go.

neighbors start cooking shrimp and then she becomes this one scary tiger like creature, screaming 7-8 Meows in a row

I have trained mine so when I shout 'Cheese' they know they're getting a treat. Doesn't matter how far away they are, they always come galloping into the house!

[edited by: Dabrowski at 9:32 pm (utc) on Dec. 13, 2007]

blend27




msg:3527362
 3:11 am on Dec 14, 2007 (gmt 0)

-- shout 'Cheese' --

Then I do the whistling of "Les Parapluies de Cherbourg" and she comes down, dances like flipping on the carpet and such.

-- It looks like this forum has a fixation with cats. --

I hear you. Feline Mantra!

engine




msg:3527787
 3:44 pm on Dec 14, 2007 (gmt 0)

I had a large dog, a long time back. He was a cross between a mountain dog and German Shepherd dog, and had a shaggy black coat. All the kids called him "The Bear."

He was the softest, daftest dog you could meet, until some stupit twit decided, joklingly, to push me to the floor. The dog leaped into action and sat and dribbled on the attacker. With a large dog sitting on him, he became a dribbling fearful whimp. I called the dog and it leaped to my side wagging its tail. Oh, I laughed, and realised that I have a dedicated companion that lived with me.

Today, I have two cats: One rescue cat and one 22lb Maine Coon. Both totally different in personality.

The cats are so much easier to look after, and, in their view, we live with them.

I would add that I dislike some dogs and some cats because of their nasty attitude, but not becuase they are a dog or cat.

zCat




msg:3528108
 8:50 pm on Dec 14, 2007 (gmt 0)

"Dogs"? Never heard of 'em.

MamaDawg




msg:3528518
 3:17 pm on Dec 15, 2007 (gmt 0)

I like most dogs and cats, but I have to admit I hate a few of my own cats' BEHAVIORS ...

For example, stalking me and making a sudden leap from the ground to my shoulders. Very cute ... except when she MISSES!

(If for some reason I ever decide I want some sort of body-piercing, an 8 lb cat hanging from the back of my neck by one claw will NOT be my first choice!)

Then there's the cat that steals and eats paper, raids the trash (note that my dogs don't do either of these things) and has recently figured out that if she stands on her hind legs and wiggles a doorknob sometimes the door opens.

Nothing worse than a smart cat!

Dabrowski




msg:3528634
 8:27 pm on Dec 15, 2007 (gmt 0)

she stands on her hind legs and wiggles a doorknob sometimes the door opens

That's quality MamaDawg! One of mine stands up and scratches on the glass patio window to be let in or out, the other hasn't realised yet that we can't hear or see him meow to come in at night when we have the curtain closed.

grandpa




msg:3529211
 3:18 am on Dec 17, 2007 (gmt 0)

Frankly, I like cats.. more than I like dogs. Cats are just too cool. But when it comes to glowing cats [dailytech.com] I have to draw a line. No thanks!

ann




msg:3529264
 5:45 am on Dec 17, 2007 (gmt 0)

I love cats, They taste like chicken! :-)

Ann

Hobbs




msg:3529371
 10:46 am on Dec 17, 2007 (gmt 0)

"the trouble with a kitten is that ..
it eventually becomes a cat"

If only they could remain kittens..
The same applies to girls btw

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