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Why i Hate Cats
FlexAjaxSEO




msg:3525441
 10:26 pm on Dec 11, 2007 (gmt 0)

Why I hate cats.

Cats do the Ilogical thing of wagging their tales when they are angry, about to attack or just claiming their turf.

Second reason: some idiotic cat scratched my dog over the summer.

Add your reasons:

 

Dabrowski




msg:3529445
 1:21 pm on Dec 17, 2007 (gmt 0)

I love cats, They taste like chicken! :-)

So would be in the same side of the fence as a mate of mine, the "Give me a cat and you'll get a curry" side! ;)

The same applies to girls

I have to disagree! ;)

FlexAjaxSEO




msg:3529520
 3:37 pm on Dec 17, 2007 (gmt 0)

See the thread here called " How to stop a dog from barking? " needs your imput.

[edited by: FlexAjaxSEO at 3:38 pm (utc) on Dec. 17, 2007]

Dabrowski




msg:3529651
 6:30 pm on Dec 17, 2007 (gmt 0)

I assume you knew before you got it that dogs do actually bark?

Incidentally, my cat doesn't.

Hobbs




msg:3529668
 6:48 pm on Dec 17, 2007 (gmt 0)

I once had a cat that used to bark at strangers
I was young, she was psychotic, the story of my life ..

ann




msg:3529847
 11:38 pm on Dec 17, 2007 (gmt 0)

At least they told you it was a cat :-)

Ann

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msg:3531375
 6:48 pm on Dec 19, 2007 (gmt 0)

I don't hate cats. In fact, I like them a lot. However...

They always attack me.

Hmmm.

I don't have any myself, but have made friends with five neighborhood cats. One day, I was trying to leave the house and three of them converged on me all at once from different directions in what appeared to be a coordinated effort (which is odd, since they don't ordinarily like each other much). One even lodged itself under my (running) car and tried hard to stay there.

A neighbor across the street noticed what was going on and shouted that it looked like they were trying to herd me - and asked if I needed him to call the police. ;)

It kind of put me in mind of that classic Hitchcock movie 'The Birds'.

So, I still like cats - but now I carefully look both ways before locking the door to leave. (And I bark as I walk to the car.)

AWA

King_Fisher




msg:3531463
 8:53 pm on Dec 19, 2007 (gmt 0)

AWA, You just have a bad case of cat phobia! They are really not out to get you. You probaly unwittingly stepped in some Google and they like the smell!...KF (smells some what like catnip I am told) :o)

HelenDev




msg:3531861
 10:08 am on Dec 20, 2007 (gmt 0)

I don't have any myself, but have made friends with five neighborhood cats

I have a similar situation and I regualarly have several cats try and follow me into the house. I recently found out that they all live in the same flat (7 of them!) so I reckon I'm doing the owner a favour by letting them visit me every once in a while.

I don't feed them or anything, they just come for the attention and cuddles.

Old_Honky




msg:3531912
 12:14 pm on Dec 20, 2007 (gmt 0)

Cats have their own secret lives, has anyone else ever seen what my old gran used to call a "Cats Chorus". I've seen it twice in my life and each time it made the hairs on the back of my neck stand up.

The first time was about 40 years ago in Andover Hampshire when I was about 18 and taking the dog for his late walk at around 1:00am. There was a full moon.

The second was about 10 years ago in Totton, Hampshire again during a late night dog walk. Again there was a full moon.

First you hear several cats talking in that horrible wailing voice that sounds like a young child crying. When you get near to them (usually far away from any houses or street lights- probably in a field) you see a number of cats (in my cases 10 or 12) sitting in a large perfect circle facing inwards towards one cat who is in the dead centre of the circle. Then you realise that they are engaged in what seems like some sort of ceremonial chant, the centre cat leads then the rest respond simultaneously. Like a church service. It is really weird, and as soon as you let them know you are watching they disperse into the night. The first time this happened quickly as my dog was running free. The second time I had my dog on the lead so we watched them for over 5 minutes.

Both time the centre cat was staring up at the moon, the other cats were staring at the centre cat.

Why do you think they do it? Is it a sign of intelligence, or do cats have their own religion?

wyweb




msg:3531921
 12:29 pm on Dec 20, 2007 (gmt 0)

Why do you think they do it?

I don't know, but I got a cold chill reading your post.

Old_Honky




msg:3531947
 1:14 pm on Dec 20, 2007 (gmt 0)

It is completely true.

Dabrowski




msg:3531998
 2:57 pm on Dec 20, 2007 (gmt 0)

I believe I have heard this happening, although from a distance so couldn't see the animals in question.

Maybe they have a secret moon worship thing going on? Maybe cats are really aliens and they're signalling their comrades?

Although there are quite a few cats in my street, and every now and again they all sit under their owners' cars and yowl loudly at each other across the road for no apparent reason. All the neighbours' cats then join in and they keep on until someone gets annoyed enough to shout at them out of a window.

[edited by: Dabrowski at 3:03 pm (utc) on Dec. 20, 2007]

travelin cat




msg:3532203
 7:26 pm on Dec 20, 2007 (gmt 0)

Dabrowski,

You nailed it. Cats are not from this planet. We are still trying to determine which galaxy they migrated from, but they did indeed land here eons ago.

After all, what other animal can levitate? A cat can very effortlessly defy gravity in a single deft move. And the purr? that is something that defies explanation. It causes humans to become trance-like and worship them with petting and grooming.

They also have a kryptonite-like problem with catnip... and they have an obsession with laser beams.

ytswy




msg:3532708
 12:17 pm on Dec 21, 2007 (gmt 0)

Old_Honky, I think that's the scariest thing I've ever read.. I've always liked cats, but I'll treat them with a bit more suspicion now..

Old_Honky




msg:3533318
 10:57 am on Dec 22, 2007 (gmt 0)

It didn't seem scary at the time, just weird.

Jane_Doe




msg:3533511
 7:47 pm on Dec 22, 2007 (gmt 0)

Cats come into our yard and stalk our pet rodents when we have them outside in their play pen for exercise and fresh air. They seem to think our beloved, chubby little pets are some kind of feline hors d'oeuvres tray. We have even had a cat get inside from an upstairs balcony an try to kill the pets from inside our own house. When the rodents aren't out then the cats stalk the native birds and resident squirrels. Cats also used to poop also all over our kids play area.

I actually like cats but I wish more cat owners would make an effort to keep their cats either inside or on their own property. I'd like to see leash laws should apply to cats as well as dogs.



incrediBILL




msg:3534073
 2:26 am on Dec 24, 2007 (gmt 0)

You must have a wuss for a dog. My dog terrorizes cats for blocks around!

I used to have a 20+ pound tabby that would shred dogs just for giggles. A german shepherd stepped onto our porch one day and in seconds the cat was on him and sliced his nose up - the dog took off screaming and was never seen again.

I also used to have a dalmatian that was a street fighter that could take down any cat or dog he came across.

Wonder who would win if I'd had them at the same time as they were both top notch fighters.

Dabrowski




msg:3534261
 11:54 am on Dec 24, 2007 (gmt 0)

They seem to think our beloved, chubby little pets are some kind of feline hors d'oeuvres tray

Cats are natural hunters. They will stalk, and will kill anything that takes their interest. The smaller and faster the animal is the more the cat will take interest.

My next door neighbours decided to get some poultry as pets - 4 chickens and 2 ducks. Luckily the birds are big enough now that the cats just sit and watch.

When the rodents aren't out then the cats stalk the native birds and resident squirrels

Yep. Many a cat owner has been presented by a gift of a decapitated rodent.

Cats also used to poop also all over our kids play area

Sorry about that. They won't foul their own property, I imagine you had sand or bark chippings on your play area? Make it easy to dig a hole and they will.

I wish more cat owners would make an effort to keep their cats either inside or on their own property

Cats are wild animals, to keep them confined would be cruel. As for leash laws, cats can be trusted to behave themselves while not on a leash. Dogs regularly attack people/children often with devastating and even fatal results, as you may read every now and again in the news. That's why dogs need to be kept under control - because they have none of their own.

Jane_Doe




msg:3534401
 4:30 pm on Dec 24, 2007 (gmt 0)

As for leash laws, cats can be trusted to behave themselves while not on a leash.

We have had a cat attack our dogs while our dogs were out on a walk on leashes. Plus, I don't think any of the items mentioned above would be called behaving themselves - like coming into our home from an upstairs window to try to kill our pets or pooping on other people's property.

Plus I also see cats run over in our neighborhood fairly regularly. So unless a cat knows how to look both ways before crossing the street, it isn't kind to the cat to let it roam free where it is in danger. Many people hate cats and will turn the hose on them. Some ethnic groups will eat cats. Where we live their are coyotes. So it is safer for the cat not to be let to roam where it can get in harms way.

When we had dogs we would never think of letting our dog poop in someone else's yard without cleaning it up or let them on someone else's property to possibly harm their pets. I suspect if you asked your neighbors who don't own cats, especially those with sandboxes, play areas for kids or anyone who likes birds, that they would appreciate it you didn't let your cat free to roam in their yard. Some cities do have leash laws that apply to both cats and dogs. In one forum I read on the web, there was a question about whether it was okay to shoot a cat who pooped in your kids play area. The answer was that it would most likely be illegal to discharge a firearm - get a bow and arrow instead! So if you don't want your cat to meet a fate like that, it might be safer for the cat to be kept on your own property. Because many people do hate cats.

[edited by: Jane_Doe at 4:58 pm (utc) on Dec. 24, 2007]

Jane_Doe




msg:3534418
 5:33 pm on Dec 24, 2007 (gmt 0)

Here is a link from a Wildlife Museum with some food for thought for cat owners -

[wildlife-museum.org...]

incrediBILL




msg:3534474
 7:39 pm on Dec 24, 2007 (gmt 0)

Plus I also see cats run over in our neighborhood fairly regularly.

Those are a delicacy known as 'Flat Cat Cakes: Served single or stacked.' served every Wednesday at the Roadkill Cafe. [road-kill-cafe.com]

Dabrowski




msg:3537076
 6:49 pm on Dec 29, 2007 (gmt 0)

Plus I also see cats run over in our neighborhood fairly regularly

Yes, I was unfortunate to witness one run over in my street this year. I rushed it to the vet but it was already too late. I accept this risk, and I live in a cul-de-sac on a quiet street, on a quiet residential estate. If I lived next to a busy road, or anywhere unsuitable, I wouldn't keep them.

So unless a cat knows how to look both ways

It did. It was sat in the gutter, unfortunately the driver decided to chose that particular spot to park her car on the pavement (which incidentally is against the law). It being dark she didn't see the tabby.

Many people hate cats and will turn the hose on them

I would recommend it. One of the best ways to train cats, and I've heard dogs too, is to use a water pistol, which I have used on my 2 cats very effectively.

letting our dog poop in someone else's yard without cleaning it up

But you would allow your dogs onto someone else's property to take a dump? And you consider this completely normal and acceptable? I'm sure you always get the owners permission first.

okay to shoot a cat who pooped in your kids play area. The answer was that it would most likely be illegal to discharge a firearm - get a bow and arrow instead

Which would still be illegal and in the UK they could be arrested for animal cruelty.


In the news today: 13 month old baby mauled to death by the family dog. 7 year old sister forced to watch as she couldn't prevent it.

No cats apparently have committed any offences.

weeks




msg:3537147
 9:08 pm on Dec 29, 2007 (gmt 0)

Cats get more than their share of affection in my household.

Jane_Doe




msg:3537317
 8:26 am on Dec 30, 2007 (gmt 0)

No cats apparently have committed any offences.

Well, if you think your cats rights to roam, hunt, and poop where ever he pleases is more important than your neighbors' rights to enjoy song birds, take small pets outside in their own yard or have their kids play in their own back yards in areas uncontaminated by cat feces then I guess that is your choice. Personally I would never have let a pet roam free outside that would inconvenience neighbors or jeopardize its own safety.

lawman




msg:3537346
 10:58 am on Dec 30, 2007 (gmt 0)

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