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Two fonts walk into a bar .
IT related jokes - what's yours?
BeeDeeDubbleU




msg:3498626
 12:32 pm on Nov 7, 2007 (gmt 0)

Two fonts walk into the bar, and the barman says, "sorry lads, we don't serve your type".

I just heard this and thought it was quite funny. No? Oh well, perhaps it's my sense of humour.

Anyone know any good IT type jokes?

 

Habtom




msg:3498639
 12:51 pm on Nov 7, 2007 (gmt 0)

I have had quite a few good ones, which I can't recall right at the moment. The following will do for now:

Customer: "So that'll get me connected to the Internet, right?"
Tech Support: "Yeah."
Customer: "And that's the latest version of the Internet, right?"
Tech Support: "Uhh...uh...uh...yeah."

Habtom




msg:3498654
 12:59 pm on Nov 7, 2007 (gmt 0)

. . . and by the way anyone with a good . . . sense of humour will appreciate your joke. :)

BeeDeeDubbleU




msg:3498663
 1:05 pm on Nov 7, 2007 (gmt 0)

I get it ;)

zCat




msg:3498737
 2:50 pm on Nov 7, 2007 (gmt 0)

Two fonts walk into the bar, and the barman says, "sorry lads, we don't serve your type".

I just heard this and thought it was quite funny.

That's a rather bold assertion there, Mr. BeeDeeDubbleU! I do hope your optimism in this matter is justified.

[edited by: zCat at 2:53 pm (utc) on Nov. 7, 2007]

timster




msg:3498890
 6:03 pm on Nov 7, 2007 (gmt 0)

A mechanical engineer, an electrical engineer, and a computer engineer are driving to a big tech expo, and their car suddenly stalls.

The mechanical engineer says, "Don't worry, I can fix anything. I'll just disassemble and reassemble the engine and we'll be back on the road in an hour."

The electrical engineer responds, "I doubt it, this looks like an electrical problem. I'll just rewire it all, and we'll be rolling again in 20 minutes."

The computer engineer says, "Can't we try just switch seats and turn it off and back on?"

akmac




msg:3498891
 6:07 pm on Nov 7, 2007 (gmt 0)

YOU'RE A FONT OF GOOD HUMOUR BDW, MY CAPS off to you.

How can you tell if an IT person is an extrovert?

They stare at your feet.

rocknbil




msg:3499182
 11:27 pm on Nov 7, 2007 (gmt 0)

Three women are on a girls' night out. After a few drinks to loosen their lips, they begin talking about their love lives.

"My husband is an architect. When we make love it has form and structure."

"My husband is an artist. When we make love it has passion and meaning."

"Hah. My husband works for Microsoft. All he does is sit on the end of the bed and tell me how GREAT it's going to be when it gets here."

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