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Occupational Hazards
My daughter is training to be a baker at the local bakery
Webwork




msg:3474149
 8:04 pm on Oct 10, 2007 (gmt 0)

Since the bakery isn't open yet she brings home all manner of tasty "test" products. Today it's an apple strudel. My weight is creeping back up from a recent 10 year low.

I don't mean to make light of the hazards of the workplace but this is one occupational hazard I'm prepared to live with. :)

Anyone else exposed to the hazards of a loved one's occupation?

Do tell.

 

King_Fisher




msg:3474236
 9:37 pm on Oct 10, 2007 (gmt 0)

At least she will have a job where she will be making a lot of "bread"...KF :o)

Old_Honky




msg:3474351
 12:21 am on Oct 11, 2007 (gmt 0)


At least she will have a job where she will be making a lot of "bread"...KF :o)

I expect she's only doing it because she kneads the dough. :~)

King_Fisher




msg:3474412
 1:28 am on Oct 11, 2007 (gmt 0)

OH, You topped me!...KF

rocker




msg:3474422
 1:38 am on Oct 11, 2007 (gmt 0)

Anyone else exposed to the hazards of a loved one's occupation?

Count your blessings that your daughter works in a bakery and asks you to test the product, my daughter does laser hair removal.

ringsoft




msg:3474696
 10:23 am on Oct 11, 2007 (gmt 0)


At least she will have a job where she will be making a lot of "bread"...KF :o)

I expect she's only doing it because she kneads the dough. :~)

Good to know she's earning a crust...

DamonHD




msg:3474697
 10:30 am on Oct 11, 2007 (gmt 0)

Crumbs!

A bun truly is the lowest form of wheat!

Marshall




msg:3474701
 10:40 am on Oct 11, 2007 (gmt 0)

At least she will have a job where she will be making a lot of "bread"...KF )
I expect she's only doing it because she kneads the dough. :~)

Okay, enough with the buns.

I couldn't resist, sorry.

Marshall

Syzygy




msg:3474719
 11:03 am on Oct 11, 2007 (gmt 0)

Oh, come on, Marshall. Everyone's just using their loaf cos they want a slice of the action.

Such bun pun fun should be celebrated - anyone want to raise a toast?

Marshall




msg:3474732
 11:19 am on Oct 11, 2007 (gmt 0)

Hey webwork, your daughter's name wouldn't be Clair by chance? You could open an on-line bakery: eclair.com

LOL

Marshall

[edit reason] typo. Hey, I've been up all night :) [/edit]

[edited by: Marshall at 11:55 am (utc) on Oct. 11, 2007]

lawman




msg:3474749
 11:38 am on Oct 11, 2007 (gmt 0)

I am sick an tart of all these bakery puns.

katana_one




msg:3474807
 12:53 pm on Oct 11, 2007 (gmt 0)

I visit webmasterworld every day in an effort to glean useful information about web design.

But fun threads like this are the icing on the cake.

DamonHD




msg:3474843
 1:37 pm on Oct 11, 2007 (gmt 0)

Could I wheedle some computing back into this, mentioning the MacBook's market share under the subject of "Apple Turnover"? See, Mr Jobs may have occupational hazards too, isn't that a pip?

Webwork




msg:3474887
 2:14 pm on Oct 11, 2007 (gmt 0)

I thought this was going to be a cake walk but I now see there is another occupational hazard: half-baked jokes and puns. ;-P

lawman




msg:3475112
 5:09 pm on Oct 11, 2007 (gmt 0)

Looks like we're on a roll.

akmac




msg:3475200
 6:30 pm on Oct 11, 2007 (gmt 0)

But Webwork, we've simply risen to the occasion!

engine




msg:3475256
 7:28 pm on Oct 11, 2007 (gmt 0)

At yeast i'll try to avoid the buns, too, we wouldn't want to make a bloomer!

Is this off topic! Sorry!

lawman




msg:3475280
 7:57 pm on Oct 11, 2007 (gmt 0)

Beats loafing.

King_Fisher




msg:3475326
 8:39 pm on Oct 11, 2007 (gmt 0)

This is all too silly, no matter how you slice it!...KF

Can anyone put all these puns in a sentence or paragraph?

[edited by: King_Fisher at 8:46 pm (utc) on Oct. 11, 2007]

lawman




msg:3475358
 9:13 pm on Oct 11, 2007 (gmt 0)

I doughnut think so.

grandpa




msg:3475366
 9:46 pm on Oct 11, 2007 (gmt 0)

This has really helped my a la mode, I'm not such a sourdough.
That's French, you know.

lawman




msg:3475374
 9:51 pm on Oct 11, 2007 (gmt 0)

Pie is $3.14

grandpa




msg:3475376
 9:59 pm on Oct 11, 2007 (gmt 0)

That pie is expensive, and that's pudding it mildly.

weeks




msg:3475388
 10:28 pm on Oct 11, 2007 (gmt 0)

Webwork, this post on your flour child started off a bit flaky, but I believe the contributors have risen to the challenge. Butter up Brett a bit and he might feature this on the front page for all to enjoy. But don't wait until the thread becomes stale.

Hunter




msg:3475395
 10:43 pm on Oct 11, 2007 (gmt 0)

Hey look at the bright side, if she worked at an Oyster bar you might grow tired of her always sprinkling her conversation with Yiddish expressions

[edited by: Hunter at 10:45 pm (utc) on Oct. 11, 2007]

King_Fisher




msg:3475532
 2:57 am on Oct 12, 2007 (gmt 0)

Trying to put it altogether add on anybody, its not word Friday but close...KF

Webworks flour child kneaded some dough. She got a job where shes a makes a lot of bread. She is a crusty kid but she has cute buns. No matter how you slice it she is on a roll now. She says the job is a piece of cake. There is a lotto learn but shes willing to rise to the occasion.She donuts whether the job
has any fringe benefits but if it does that just icing on top.They say she will
be the toast of the shop.Webwork says" I eclair, I didnt know she would be so good at baking " He hopes she will give him some crumbs of what she makes....

Webwork




msg:3475547
 3:26 am on Oct 12, 2007 (gmt 0)

:) @ KF. You be working overtime, fella.

Marshall




msg:3475558
 3:52 am on Oct 12, 2007 (gmt 0)

KF. You be working overtime, fella.

Webwork, since KF brought it up, it was the yeast he could do.

Marshall

Webwork




msg:3475568
 4:47 am on Oct 12, 2007 (gmt 0)

Doh!

King_Fisher




msg:3475570
 4:47 am on Oct 12, 2007 (gmt 0)

I be tired, going to the house. Peace out! :o)...KF

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