"I'll have whatever she's having." -- When Harry Met Sally
Additional post to the " movies " above.
Also included are " lines " from your favorite TV show.
" If you cant do the time, don't do the crime " Barretta
"I picked a hell of a day to quit drinking" - Randy Quaid, Independence Day
Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear. - Jurassic Park
Pamela Landy: What if I can't find her?
Jason Bourne: It's easy. She's standing right next to you. - Bourne Supremacy
Iíve still got the shovel. - The Shooter (when an aging gun expert is asked how he knew for sure that there were addiitonal shooters in the Kennedy assasination that were buried in the desert.)
[edited by: Jane_Doe at 7:46 pm (utc) on Sep. 1, 2007]
From the movie Pretty Woman, one of my all time favorites since he uses my full name in the movie. My life changed after that movie was released. ;)
Vivian Ward (Julia Roberts)
"If I forget to tell you later. I had a really good time tonight."
Vivian Ward (Julia Roberts)
"Can I call you Eddie?"
Edward Lewis (Richard Gere)
"Not if you expect me to answer."
The Matrix Reloaded:
Merovingian: Yes, of course. Who has time? Who has time? But then if we never *take* time, how can we have time?
(At the Chez Paul restaurant, talking in fake foreign accent): How much for the little girl? Your women - how much for the women? The little girl your 2 daughters, sell them to me, SELL ME YOUR CHILDREN!
(edited by me off course as to not offend)
Nice Guy Eddie: C'mon, throw in a buck!
Mr. Pink: Uh-uh, I don't tip.
Nice Guy Eddie: You don't tip?
Mr. Pink: Nah, I don't believe in it.
Nice Guy Eddie: You don't believe in tipping?
Mr. Blue: You know what these chicks make? They make ....
Mr. Pink: Don't give me that. She don't make enough money that she can quit.
Nice Guy Eddie: Let me get this straight: you don't ever tip?
Mr. Pink: I don't tip because society says I have to. All right, if someone deserves a tip, if they really put forth an effort, I'll give them something a little something extra. But this tipping automatically, it's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned, they're just doing their job.
Mr. Blue: Hey, our girl was nice.
Mr. Pink: She was okay. She wasn't anything special.
Mr. Blue: What's special? Take you in the back and (say hello)?
Nice Guy Eddie: I'd go over twelve percent for that.
From Man Facing Southeast [washingtonpost.com]:
|Psychiatrist's Boss: |
Look at this newspaper report, Patient from asylum takes baton and directs Beethoven at a public concert. What next? Nutcase seizes barracks and orders an attack?
I think that one's already happened.
Another from Eliseo Subiela [imdb.com] about a man in love with a woman whose heart is as dark as his:
|... it doesn't matter to me one bit if a woman has breasts like magnolias or raisins; skin like a peach or sandpaper. |
I give zero importance to whether they awake with breath that is an aphrodisiac or reeks like insecticide. I am perfectly able to cope with a nose that would win first prize at a carrot contest.
But one thing I can never forgive, under no circumstance, is if a woman cannot fly. If they cannot fly they are wasting their time trying to seduce me.
At this point the character reaches over to a button on a nightstand and the woman beside him in bed is dumped through a trap door.
John Wayme as the Roman centurion in the "King of Kings" ...
"This man truly was the son of Gad!"
Jake asks the barmaid what kind of music they usually have and she replies:
"Oh, we got both kinds - country and western."
" Are you looking at me? are you looking at me? I don't see anyone else around so you must be looking at me"... Robert DeNiro...Taxi Driver
( I am not sure I got that quote exactly right, but close )...KF
We don't need no steenking badges (or badgers, from another movie).
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning. It smells like . . . victory." -Apocalypse Now
#2 in response to the question, "What is best in life?"
"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women." -Conan the Barbarian
"To make the journey and not fall deeply in love - well, you haven't lived a life at all. You have to try. Because if you haven't tried, you haven't lived." - Meet Joe Black
No I didn't. Honest... I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD.
John Belushi, The Blues Brothers
f*** you, you f****** f***!
dennis hopper, blue velvet
nice night for a walk.
arnold schwarzenegger, the terminator
The famous scene in True Grit where Rooster Cogburn (John Wayne) and Ned Pepper(Robert Duvall) have a gun duel on horseback.
" I mean to kill you in one minute, Ned!"
"Or see you hanged at Judge Parkers convenience,..Which will it be?"... Rooster
" I call that brave talk for a one eyed fat man!"... Ned Pepper
"Fill your hand, you son of a bitch!"...Rooster
The rest is cinema history...KF
The Astronaut Farmer
Charles Farmer is in the process of pulling his children out of school to assist with his impending space flight. Mrs. Graham, his son's teacher, is not at all pleased with interruption.
Mrs. Graham: Excuse me, but we're in the middle of a history lesson.
Charles Farmer: I apologize Mrs. Graham, but you're just teaching him how to read history and I'm gonna show him how to make it. You have a good day, hon.
Kind of a corny movie, but the "feelgood" factor is a solid 8+.
"Show me the money" - Jerry McQuire
"You can't handle the truth" - A Few Good Men
Cool Hand Luke
Spoken by Strother Martin, the warden,
"What we have here is, a failure to communicate".
Every Day's A Holiday
Delivered by Mae West,
"Let's get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini".
Another from The Shooter
"Welcome to Tennessee, the patron state of shooting $hit".
I knew I knew you, I knew I knew you. But you ain't you, you can't be you. We put you through the window and there ain't no coming back. We killed you dead, there ain't no coming back! There ain't no coming back!
For those who are a bit romantic. I am not sure now, but it used to be one of my favourites. I think sometimes you just grow out of things.
A Walk To Remember
Jamie: Please don't pretend like you know me, ok?
Landon: But I do, I do. We've had all the same classes in the same school since kindergarten. Why you're Jamie Sullivan. You sit at lunch table 7. Which isn't exactly the reject table, but is definitely in self exile territory. You have exactly one sweater. You like to look at your feet when you walk. Oh, oh, and yeah, for fun, you like to tutor on weekends and hang out with the cool kids from "Stars and Planets." Now how does that sound?
Jamie: Thoroughly predictable, nothing I haven't heard before.
Landon: You don't care what people think about you?
Coach Bowden in the original of Southern Comfort (he could have been talking about web dev):
Sometimes you got to forget principles and just do what's right
(Though you need to remember the context for the relevance)
Words originally spoken by the real astronauts, subsequently known as the astronauts prayer:
Scott Glenn as Alan Shepard in Right Stuff: "Dear Lord, please don't let me #*$! up."
Dennis Quaid as Gordon Cooper: "I didn't quite copy that. Say again, please."
Glenn as Shepard: "I said everything's A-OK."
Do you feel lucky? Well tell me punk, do ya? Dirty harry
From The Boondock Saints:
Connor: [during job training for Rosengurtie Baumgartener, an extreme feminist] The rule of thumb here is...
Rosengurtie: Wait, rule of thumb? In the early 1900s it was legal for men to beat their wives, as long as they used a stick no wider than their thumb.
Connor: Well, can't do much damage with that then, can we? Perhaps it should have been a rule of wrist?
From The Crow:
Eric Draven: [speaking to a morphine junkie and single mother, forcing her to look into a mirror] Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children. Do you understand? Morphine is bad for you. [He causes the morphine to leave her body, then releases her]Your daughter is out there, on the streets, waiting for you.
There are others from both films, but that'll do for now.
I couldn't just pick one from this particular movie, so..
Airplane - The Movie
Rumack: Mr. Striker, the passengers are getting worse. You must land soon.
Ted Striker: Surely there must be something you can do.
Rumack: I'm doing everything I can... and stop calling me Shirley.
First Jive Dude: Sh*t man, that honky mus' be messin' my old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head. You know?
Second Jive Dude: Hey home, I can dig it. You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you man.
First Jive Dude: I say hey sky, s'other s'ay I wan say?
Second Jive Dude: UH...
First Jive Dude: Pray to J I get the same ol' same ol'.
Second Jive Dude: Eh. Yo knock yourself a pro slick, gray matter live performas down now take TCB'in man.
First Jive Dude: Hey, you know what they say... See a broad, to get that booty yak 'em.
First Jive Dude, Second Jive Dude: Leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em
First Jive Dude: Cold got to be. You know? Sh*****t.
Captain Oveur: You ever been in a cockpit before?
Joey: No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.
Captain Oveur: You ever seen a grown man naked?
..ah, they just don't write movies like that anymore..
|..ah, they just don't write movies like that anymore.. |
Truly one of the classics that has spanned multiple generations. We played that movie at a sleepover party for one of my kids recently.
Also from Airplane - The Movie
Do we have clearance Clarence, roger Roger, what's are vector Victor?
Words to live by from Ronin:
"If there's any doubt, then there is no doubt."
"If it's going to be amateur hour then the price has to go up."
100% of R. Lee Ermey's dialog in Full Metal Jacket.
^ ^ ^ LOL . . . to wit . . .
"Who the **** said that? Which twinkle toed column of **** down here just signed his own death warrant?"
"Just what is your major malfunction numb ****?"
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