1: Blinkers are not optional equipment.
2: I brake for tailgaters.
My other car is a Porsche too.
Nitroglycerine in Transit :)..back off!
I Is A College Graduate
My wife asked me to pick either her or skydiving. God I miss her.
Visualize World Peace
This one's a gem. I had to stop close to the person for a few stoplights to get it all, and remember it. Back from my days of delivering pizza.
"I wonder if autoparanoid agnostic dyslexic insomniacs lie awake at night in fear that they might be the dog that is out to get them"
If you can read this you are too close... BACK OFF!
"My child is better than yours!"
Take me drunk, I'm home...
Welcome to Los Angeles. Now go home!
W for Preznit
Keep your body off my laws!
There's no such thing as gravity.
The earth sucks.
Draft Gore for a Change in Climate
Saw this on a big truck in India :
Himmat Hai To Side Se Nikal, Warna Bardasht Kar ..
If you have the Guts, overtake Me, else, tolerate Me.
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[edited by: lawman at 5:39 pm (utc) on Jan. 18, 2007]
Visualize Whirled Peas
Visualize Whirled Peas
*edit - mrjohncory beat me to it!
My kid beat up your honor student.
Seen this on a t shirt, it might also be on a bumber sticker.
Been There, Done That, Grounded My Kids For Doing It.
God Bless the Freaks
I love cats.
They taste like chicken.
I always enjoyed the occupational puns:
Butchers are always in their prime
Firemen have longer hoses
Teachers make the grade
[edited by: cfx211 at 7:19 pm (utc) on Jan. 18, 2007]
Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Groups
Forget world peace; visualize using your turn signal.
Live long enough to be a pain in the a** to your kids!
No i dont use my mirrors and yes i do own the #*$! road!
[edited by: lawman at 7:31 pm (utc) on Jan. 18, 2007]
Don't Mess with Texas!
Yes: it is my truck NO: I won't help you move!
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