Brett_Tabke
msg:3223566 | 2:37 pm on Jan 18, 2007 (gmt 0) |
1: Blinkers are not optional equipment.
2: I brake for tailgaters.
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pmkpmk
msg:3223568 | 2:39 pm on Jan 18, 2007 (gmt 0) |
My other car is a Porsche too.
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Leosghost
msg:3223583 | 2:53 pm on Jan 18, 2007 (gmt 0) |
Nitroglycerine in Transit :)..back off!
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lawman
msg:3223666 | 3:46 pm on Jan 18, 2007 (gmt 0) |
I Is A College Graduate
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Kufu
msg:3223690 | 4:00 pm on Jan 18, 2007 (gmt 0) |
My wife asked me to pick either her or skydiving. God I miss her.
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grandpa
msg:3223702 | 4:06 pm on Jan 18, 2007 (gmt 0) |
Visualize World Peace
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jcmoon
msg:3223709 | 4:07 pm on Jan 18, 2007 (gmt 0) |
This one's a gem. I had to stop close to the person for a few stoplights to get it all, and remember it. Back from my days of delivering pizza. "I wonder if autoparanoid agnostic dyslexic insomniacs lie awake at night in fear that they might be the dog that is out to get them"
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rj87uk
msg:3223751 | 4:27 pm on Jan 18, 2007 (gmt 0) |
If you can read this you are too close... BACK OFF!
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pageoneresults
msg:3223754 | 4:29 pm on Jan 18, 2007 (gmt 0) |
"My child is better than yours!"
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SilverLining
msg:3223755 | 4:30 pm on Jan 18, 2007 (gmt 0) |
Take me drunk, I'm home...
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LifeinAsia
msg:3223759 | 4:31 pm on Jan 18, 2007 (gmt 0) |
Welcome to Los Angeles. Now go home!
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surftrack
msg:3223760 | 4:32 pm on Jan 18, 2007 (gmt 0) |
W for Preznit
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drewls
msg:3223770 | 4:37 pm on Jan 18, 2007 (gmt 0) |
Keep your body off my laws!
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willybfriendly
msg:3223771 | 4:37 pm on Jan 18, 2007 (gmt 0) |
There's no such thing as gravity.
The earth sucks.
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chewy
msg:3223775 | 4:38 pm on Jan 18, 2007 (gmt 0) |
Draft Gore for a Change in Climate
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Green_Grass
msg:3223781 | 4:40 pm on Jan 18, 2007 (gmt 0) |
Saw this on a big truck in India : Himmat Hai To Side Se Nikal, Warna Bardasht Kar .. Translated: If you have the Guts, overtake Me, else, tolerate Me.
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lawman
msg:3223855 | 5:26 pm on Jan 18, 2007 (gmt 0) |
Hello members. Let's have fun with this topic but make sure your posts are in compliance with the Foo Charter [webmasterworld.com]; to wit: | This is NOT a forum for religious, political, or nationalistic discussion, sexually-charged jokes, debates, flames, gender wars, or personal crusades. Posts will be deleted for poking hot-buttons like race, gender, religion and politics, or addressing subjects of dubious legality (leave comments about drugs, software piracy and other illegal exploits at the door). |
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BTW, if a word won't make it past the WW swear filter, camouflaging it won't make it ok. Carry on. :) [edited by: lawman at 5:39 pm (utc) on Jan. 18, 2007]
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mrjohncory
msg:3223862 | 5:30 pm on Jan 18, 2007 (gmt 0) |
Visualize Whirled Peas
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bcolflesh
msg:3223863 | 5:30 pm on Jan 18, 2007 (gmt 0) |
Visualize Whirled Peas *edit - mrjohncory beat me to it!
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rocker
msg:3223925 | 6:06 pm on Jan 18, 2007 (gmt 0) |
My kid beat up your honor student. Seen this on a t shirt, it might also be on a bumber sticker. Been There, Done That, Grounded My Kids For Doing It.
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shinyblue
msg:3223941 | 6:17 pm on Jan 18, 2007 (gmt 0) |
God Bless the Freaks
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treeline
msg:3223971 | 6:37 pm on Jan 18, 2007 (gmt 0) |
I love cats.
They taste like chicken.
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cfx211
msg:3223973 | 6:41 pm on Jan 18, 2007 (gmt 0) |
I always enjoyed the occupational puns: Butchers are always in their prime Firemen have longer hoses Teachers make the grade etc.. [edited by: cfx211 at 7:19 pm (utc) on Jan. 18, 2007]
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cymbal
msg:3224013 | 6:55 pm on Jan 18, 2007 (gmt 0) |
Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Groups
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Lilliabeth
msg:3224024 | 7:01 pm on Jan 18, 2007 (gmt 0) |
Forget world peace; visualize using your turn signal.
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tbear
msg:3224031 | 7:11 pm on Jan 18, 2007 (gmt 0) |
Live long enough to be a pain in the a** to your kids!
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adamnichols45
msg:3224052 | 7:20 pm on Jan 18, 2007 (gmt 0) |
No i dont use my mirrors and yes i do own the #*$! road! [edited by: lawman at 7:31 pm (utc) on Jan. 18, 2007]
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runarb
msg:3224058 | 7:25 pm on Jan 18, 2007 (gmt 0) |
Don't Mess with Texas!
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gehrlekrona
msg:3224061 | 7:28 pm on Jan 18, 2007 (gmt 0) |
Yes: it is my truck NO: I won't help you move!
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