|Your Karma ran over my Dogma |
His name wasn't rover, was it? ;)
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
Seen in California --
Don't worry, there is always Welfare!
On my sisters car---
I'm the girl your mother warned you about.
[edited by: Edge at 8:57 pm (utc) on Jan. 19, 2007]
Keep honking... I'm reloading
You taka my space I breaka your face.
If you love something, set it free.
If it doesn't come back to you...
Hunt it down and kill it!
My kid bought this for me for my birthday
(the bumper sticker... not the car)
Horn broke, watch for finger.
A bumped and battered car
"I turn for no reason"
[edited by: lawman at 4:56 pm (utc) on Jan. 20, 2007]
Alright friends, remember this rule so I don't have to edit/delete posts:
If a word won't make it past the WW swear filter, substituting a couple of asterisks won't make the word acceptable.
|Saw this on a female's t-shirt rather than a bumper sticker: |
You've been a bad boy. Go to my room.
I used to give these T-shirts away as prizes when I ran a student site, couldn't believe how popular they were!
<Psychos ¦ Jerks ¦ Nuts>
[edited by: lawman at 7:42 pm (utc) on Jan. 22, 2007]
[edit reason] No Politics Per Foo Charter [/edit]
Some of these I've never seen before, and I've seen quite a few. BTW, this thread is above the fold for the topic :)
Here's a classic:
I may be slow, but I'm in front of you.
And a favorite of RV'ers everywhere:
Back off or I'll dump!
Jesus saves, Dalglish nets the rebound.
support your local prostitute...PLAY RUGBY!
|Jordo needs a drink|
"Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult"
Submariners do it deeper.
Accountants do it with interest.
support your local prostitute...PLAY RUGBY!--? Maybe im not old enough but I dont understand that one.
"I really miss my ex-husband,
but my aim is improving"
One of these days I'm going to make one up that says:
"Reasons not slogans!"
and give it to all the absurdists I know.
Seen on a beat up old van:
Don't laugh, I'm paid for.
|support your local prostitute...PLAY RUGBY!--? Maybe im not old enough but I dont understand that one. |
There is a rugby position with the name "hooker" - who is supported in the scrum by two players called "props".
So my guess is that is should read "support your local HOOKER...PLAY RUGBY!--?"
My Cats are Smarter than Your Kids!
designed by computer - built by robot - driven by moron
I'm (blank) as Einstein
And Smart as a Horse
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