All those who believe in telekenesis, raise my hand
Saw this on a female's t-shirt rather than a bumper sticker:
You've been a bad boy. Go to my room.
If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you're reading it in English, thank a Vet.
Mo Matter Who You Vote For The Government Gets In
For those who remember when "double nickels" became the law of the land --
180,000 miles per second: It's not just a good idea, it's the law.
Never drive faster than angels can fly
spending the kids' inheritance
Focus on the road!
<- Passing side ... Suicide ->
Hams [Radio Amateurs] do it with frequency!
"I read your email"
How's my driving? Phone 1-800-[expletive]
Seen on the cars of many seniors in Florida:
"No where to go and all the time in the world to get there."
A a fave of the central floridians:
"Pray for me, I drive on U.S. 19"
1. Witches Parking Only - All Others Will Be Toad
2. Aphasic? Am So I
3. My Other Car Is A Horse
In a beater van with no windows:
"Keep laughing, your daughter might be in here."
I love animals... they're delicious.
i pwn the www
Seen in LA a few years ago:
Cover me honey I'm overtaking
Illiterate? Write for free help.
Bad cop ... Now you don't get a donut!
Yee Ha! is not a foreign policy.
"If you can read this you are probably badly injured." (stuck to a lampost)
My other car is a [female reproductive organ] filled with centipedes
My favorite bumper sticker from the 70s:
Nuke the gay unborn whales
I'm an idiot and I vote
Jesus is coming...Everybody just look busy!
The prism of ethnocentricity skews the vision of all whose sight passes through it … except the Irish.
You know those country stickers, oval shaped that show where a person has driven their car? This was was black over with FGB.
This car is covered by Mafia Mutual insurance, you hit us, we hit you.
[edited by: Essex_boy at 7:35 pm (utc) on Jan. 19, 2007]
Your Karma ran over my Dogma
|Your Karma ran over my Dogma |
His name wasn't rover, was it? ;)
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