vik_c
msg:3089071 | 7:28 pm on Sep 19, 2006 (gmt 0) |
I never forget a face but in your case I'll make an exception.
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rocker
msg:3089086 | 7:37 pm on Sep 19, 2006 (gmt 0) |
He has the perfect face for radio.
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TedM
msg:3089107 | 7:52 pm on Sep 19, 2006 (gmt 0) |
One of my all time favorites... He's got a face like a goalie for a dart game.
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akmac
msg:3089166 | 8:40 pm on Sep 19, 2006 (gmt 0) |
Looks like the North end of a South bound mule.
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lawman
msg:3089289 | 9:54 pm on Sep 19, 2006 (gmt 0) |
Last time I saw a face like yours it was on a clock and a cuckoo came out.
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ann
msg:3089522 | 2:05 am on Sep 20, 2006 (gmt 0) |
A face only a Mother could love----maybe.
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lawman
msg:3089536 | 2:17 am on Sep 20, 2006 (gmt 0) |
I've seen prettier faces on an iodine bottle.
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sonny
msg:3089597 | 3:42 am on Sep 20, 2006 (gmt 0) |
when she walks, it looks like 2 bear cubs wrestling
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Khensu
msg:3089611 | 4:02 am on Sep 20, 2006 (gmt 0) |
With a face like that, everyday is Halloween!
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roscoepico
msg:3090071 | 1:43 pm on Sep 20, 2006 (gmt 0) |
He's about as sexy as a pissing toad. -- Truman Capote on Mick Jagger. also, If I wanted a b1tch.....I would have bought a DOG!
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TravelSite
msg:3090162 | 2:51 pm on Sep 20, 2006 (gmt 0) |
Not really a descriptive insult as such... but you could always pretend to look shocked and ask "What happened to your face?" :)
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kevinpate
msg:3090163 | 2:51 pm on Sep 20, 2006 (gmt 0) |
His sister is finer than frog hair, but he's so ugly their mamma hung a porkchop necklace on his neck, just so the dogs would play with him.
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JudgeJeffries
msg:3090375 | 4:38 pm on Sep 20, 2006 (gmt 0) |
Face like a bag of spanners.
Pug ugly
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wolfadeus
msg:3090421 | 5:17 pm on Sep 20, 2006 (gmt 0) |
Austrian: You look like puked apple-stew (meaning: you are really pale today). Doesn't really have to be an insult, though it's not a particularly nice thing to say either.
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httpwebwitch
msg:3090982 | 12:19 am on Sep 21, 2006 (gmt 0) |
one of my favourites that I read in a book somewhere "he's a spherical a**#$@!". Why spherical?
Because no matter which way he turns, which way you look at him, he's an a**#$@! from every angle. an insult easily adapted for describing a fuglyfuthermucker
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vibgyor79
msg:3092688 | 9:40 am on Sep 22, 2006 (gmt 0) |
To a really short guy - "You know what? When it rains, you will be the last one to know!"
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rj87uk
msg:3092715 | 10:16 am on Sep 22, 2006 (gmt 0) |
You've git a face like a melted welly! haha You've git a face like a bulldog chew'in a wasp. You've git a face like the back end of a double decor bus. Being glaswegian you have to know some of this stuff :)
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supermanjnk
msg:3092913 | 1:38 pm on Sep 22, 2006 (gmt 0) |
You got hit with the ugly stick
A face that would break a mirror. "Your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elder berries"
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oldpro
msg:3094043 | 12:51 pm on Sep 23, 2006 (gmt 0) |
she looks like a mule eating briars
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mack
msg:3094050 | 12:57 pm on Sep 23, 2006 (gmt 0) |
Fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down! Looks like a pitbull chewing a wasp. added [RJ you can tell we come from the same neck of the woods lol] Mack.
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rj87uk
msg:3094068 | 1:31 pm on Sep 23, 2006 (gmt 0) |
lol yeah Mack! She walks like her ar$e is chewin a brick!
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Khensu
msg:3094235 | 5:52 pm on Sep 23, 2006 (gmt 0) |
Yur (lower posterior) and your face are a perfect match. - My Mum's, she's from Glasgow, what a cut-up! The Halloween one is hers too, what a bad influence. Can't count the times I got kicked out of Catlick grammer school.
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lawman
msg:3094345 | 7:41 pm on Sep 23, 2006 (gmt 0) |
>>she looks like a mule eating briars I thought the expression is he/she's grinnin' like a mule eatin' briars.
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ann
msg:3094666 | 5:55 am on Sep 24, 2006 (gmt 0) |
a good comeback: I may have been hit with the ugly stick but the whole darn tree fell on you. Ann
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percentages
msg:3094671 | 6:06 am on Sep 24, 2006 (gmt 0) |
I maybe drunk.....but, you are ugly. In the morning, I will be sober!.......Churchill.
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nippon
msg:3095103 | 6:55 pm on Sep 24, 2006 (gmt 0) |
face like a slapped arse
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giggle
msg:3095496 | 3:31 am on Sep 25, 2006 (gmt 0) |
"he's as tight as a camel's arse in a sand-storm" (tight = frugal = spendthrift = mean with money)
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BeeDeeDubbleU
msg:3109654 | 3:44 pm on Oct 5, 2006 (gmt 0) |
Just got back from my hols and some of these cheered me up :o)
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cazgh
msg:3109661 | 3:52 pm on Oct 5, 2006 (gmt 0) |
forget your makeup today love? I'd need to be drunk to go to bed with that!
(said to couple, one of whom is very drunk)
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