I never forget a face but in your case I'll make an exception.
He has the perfect face for radio.
One of my all time favorites...
He's got a face like a goalie for a dart game.
Looks like the North end of a South bound mule.
Last time I saw a face like yours it was on a clock and a cuckoo came out.
A face only a Mother could love----maybe.
I've seen prettier faces on an iodine bottle.
when she walks, it looks like 2 bear cubs wrestling
With a face like that, everyday is Halloween!
He's about as sexy as a pissing toad. -- Truman Capote on Mick Jagger.
also, If I wanted a b1tch.....I would have bought a DOG!
Not really a descriptive insult as such... but you could always pretend to look shocked and ask "What happened to your face?" :)
His sister is finer than frog hair, but he's so ugly their mamma hung a porkchop necklace on his neck, just so the dogs would play with him.
Face like a bag of spanners.
Austrian: You look like puked apple-stew (meaning: you are really pale today). Doesn't really have to be an insult, though it's not a particularly nice thing to say either.
one of my favourites that I read in a book somewhere
"he's a spherical a**#$@!".
Because no matter which way he turns, which way you look at him, he's an a**#$@! from every angle.
an insult easily adapted for describing a fuglyfuthermucker
To a really short guy - "You know what? When it rains, you will be the last one to know!"
You've git a face like a melted welly! haha
You've git a face like a bulldog chew'in a wasp.
You've git a face like the back end of a double decor bus.
Being glaswegian you have to know some of this stuff :)
You got hit with the ugly stick
A face that would break a mirror.
"Your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elder berries"
she looks like a mule eating briars
Fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!
Looks like a pitbull chewing a wasp.
added [RJ you can tell we come from the same neck of the woods lol]
lol yeah Mack!
She walks like her ar$e is chewin a brick!
Yur (lower posterior) and your face are a perfect match.
- My Mum's, she's from Glasgow, what a cut-up! The Halloween one is hers too, what a bad influence. Can't count the times I got kicked out of Catlick grammer school.
>>she looks like a mule eating briars
I thought the expression is he/she's grinnin' like a mule eatin' briars.
a good comeback:
I may have been hit with the ugly stick but the whole darn tree fell on you.
I maybe drunk.....but, you are ugly.
In the morning, I will be sober!.......Churchill.
face like a slapped arse
"he's as tight as a camel's arse in a sand-storm"
(tight = frugal = spendthrift = mean with money)
Just got back from my hols and some of these cheered me up :o)
forget your makeup today love?
I'd need to be drunk to go to bed with that!
(said to couple, one of whom is very drunk)
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