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Your favorite quote(s)
Here's one of mine
Jane_Doe




msg:3081009
 3:31 am on Sep 13, 2006 (gmt 0)

Maybe this world is another planet's hell. - Aldous Huxley

 

Webwork




msg:3082153
 10:17 pm on Sep 13, 2006 (gmt 0)

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bunch of intellectuals. What about:
  • "Dinner's ready!"
  • "I'm outta the bathroom. You can go in now."
  • "You hungry? You want me to make you something?"
  • "Let me pay for that."
  • "We're home!"
  • "Don't get up. I'll take care of that." . . and my favorite quote . .
  • "You wanna have sex?"

Yep, and you can quote me on that.

Vampyre




msg:3082159
 10:22 pm on Sep 13, 2006 (gmt 0)

"I'm not crazy, I just don't give a f***!" Willy, Night Of The Comet.

edit_g




msg:3082310
 2:09 am on Sep 14, 2006 (gmt 0)

"Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity"

(Hanlon's razor)

bsterz




msg:3082323
 2:16 am on Sep 14, 2006 (gmt 0)

Let's do something even if it's wrong - Vince Gill?

ann




msg:3082330
 2:22 am on Sep 14, 2006 (gmt 0)

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

Mark Twain

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

Oscar Wilde

Genius is born--not paid.

Oscar Wilde

Ann

digitalghost




msg:3082381
 3:52 am on Sep 14, 2006 (gmt 0)

>>Consistency is the Hobgoblin of small minds - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Okay Iguana, don't go mucking up Emerson. ;) ...Though nearly everyone does.

A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and philosophers and divines.

The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -H.L. Mencken

There is no distinctly American criminal class--except Congress. -Mark Twain

And one that's in my top ten...

Just because your voice reaches halfway around the world doesn't mean you are wiser than when it reached only to the end of the bar. -Edward R. Murrow

bcc1234




msg:3082433
 4:47 am on Sep 14, 2006 (gmt 0)

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale.
-- Zig Ziglar
Another one from the same guy.

You can get everything in life you want if you will just help enough other people get what they want.

Can't decide which one I like more.

shaadi




msg:3082607
 8:50 am on Sep 14, 2006 (gmt 0)

“...tragedy is when you cut your finger. comedy is when i fall down a manhole and die.” - Mel Brooks

"Your big opportunity may be right where you are now." - Napoleon Hill

BeeDeeDubbleU




msg:3082628
 9:12 am on Sep 14, 2006 (gmt 0)

"Where sits our sulky, sullen dame
Gathering her brows like gathering storm
Nursing her wrath to keep it warm".

This is from the Robert Burns poem, "Tam o' Shanter" and it refers to Tam's wife as she waits on him coming back from a drinking session - wonderfully descriptive!

Considering that this was written over 200 years ago nothing much has changed ;)

tomda




msg:3082645
 9:25 am on Sep 14, 2006 (gmt 0)

"La terre est bleue comme une orange" - Paul Eluard
Earth is blue like an orange

A bit surrealist but you should understand rotten like a (blue) orange :)

kartiksh




msg:3082660
 9:43 am on Sep 14, 2006 (gmt 0)

"Many of life's failures are people who never realized how close they were to success until after they quit" - Thomas Alva Edison

“Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot.” - Charlie Chaplin

Hester




msg:3082851
 1:22 pm on Sep 14, 2006 (gmt 0)

A human can make a mistake, but it takes a computer to really **** things up.

[edited by: lawman at 11:36 pm (utc) on Sep. 14, 2006]

Old_Honky




msg:3082888
 2:02 pm on Sep 14, 2006 (gmt 0)


"I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
Winston Churchill

"I have a higher and grander standard of principle than George Washington. He could not lie; I can, but I won't."
Samuel Clemens writing as Mark Twain

"Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius."
Sherlock Holmes from "The Valley of Fear"

ann




msg:3083442
 8:36 pm on Sep 14, 2006 (gmt 0)

some more. :)

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
Herm Albright (1876 - 1944)

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
Jeff Valdez

Ann

eelixduppy




msg:3083478
 8:57 pm on Sep 14, 2006 (gmt 0)

>>You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

Unless there is a dog running in the back ;)

DamonHD




msg:3083519
 9:12 pm on Sep 14, 2006 (gmt 0)

Hi

You think that (1) the cats would all go in the same direction (2) willingly do work for you on the sled?

You've clearly never been owned by a cat! B^>

Rgds

Damon

LifeinAsia




msg:3083541
 9:42 pm on Sep 14, 2006 (gmt 0)

Dogs have owners, cats have servants.

DamonHD




msg:3083542
 9:45 pm on Sep 14, 2006 (gmt 0)

LIA: my version is "Dog have owners, cats have staff"!

You betcha!

LifeinAsia




msg:3083544
 9:49 pm on Sep 14, 2006 (gmt 0)

DamonHD,

Ack! How did I get that wrong? Yes, it should have been "staff."

JudgeJeffries




msg:3083549
 9:55 pm on Sep 14, 2006 (gmt 0)

"Nice to be here - Nice to be anywhere"
Keith Richards

Dpeper




msg:3083550
 9:55 pm on Sep 14, 2006 (gmt 0)

You may delay, but time will not.
Benjamin Franklin

lawman




msg:3083620
 11:44 pm on Sep 14, 2006 (gmt 0)

"I have no mind as far as I can tell."

Walter Matthau's character, Henry Graham in A New Leaf

lammert




msg:3083621
 11:44 pm on Sep 14, 2006 (gmt 0)

Gravity cannot be held responsible for people falling in love. [Albert Einstein]

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. [John D. Rockefeller]

Khensu




msg:3083990
 7:52 am on Sep 15, 2006 (gmt 0)

"Power is: The ability to take chaos through change and channel it into progress."

"One needs omnipresence on all vectors, you have to weigh in like a heavyweight prize fighter in every respect.
It is the cume of the facets of the normal, driven to their uttermost potential, that result in the fluition of the product of their sums.
A Medusa that never stops evolving and growing new arms.
Think out of the box and leave no stone unturned, therin lies success."

"Anarchy is the Devil's best policy"

-Me, Me & Me

(do you think I have a Me complex?)

MrStitch




msg:3084825
 8:28 pm on Sep 15, 2006 (gmt 0)

"I'm not prejudice, I hate everyone equally"

- Sgt. D, (Anthrax)

ytswy




msg:3084991
 11:43 pm on Sep 15, 2006 (gmt 0)

Documentation is like sex; when it's good, it's very, very good, and when it's bad, it's better than nothing.

Dick Brandon

Khensu




msg:3086194
 6:08 am on Sep 17, 2006 (gmt 0)

"I would never belong to a club that would have me as a member."
-Groucho Marx

Except WebmasterWorld, here I can find just the right hybrid of: cynics, scientists, engineers, poets, inspirationalists, demons, angels, scammers, geniuses, fools, mentors, pontificators, hopefulls,
progenitors & charlatans in the world.

Brett you have all copyrite to quote me on that!

Really, I never belonged to any group in my adult life and never one that I admired more.

- Gary Blue

wildbest




msg:3086211
 6:53 am on Sep 17, 2006 (gmt 0)

"Everything is possible, but not always."

- Me

chocorol




msg:3086213
 7:00 am on Sep 17, 2006 (gmt 0)

If we don't succeed we run the risk of failure.

- Dan Quayle

buckworks




msg:3087521
 4:07 pm on Sep 18, 2006 (gmt 0)

Sometimes achieving your dreams means losing some sleep. -+- unknown

lmo4103




msg:3087578
 4:35 pm on Sep 18, 2006 (gmt 0)

To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.

- unknown, try google

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